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| Should I suck it? |
| 05.30.05 (7:42 am) [edit] |
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Creative solutions requested: How to put on a bra with one hand. *Sure guys, you practice the one-handed release, but this is different! I have a watermelon in my fridge. (Hey Irish, it's seeded so I can spit the seeds.) I want to get it out and cut it up. Suggestions how to A) get it out using one hand B) cut it using one hand. My alternative is to cut a hole in it, fill it up with booze, pull a chair up to the fridge, stick a straw in it and start sucking. It's a rainy dreary Memorial Day here. I'm going to curl up and watch movies all day. So those of you that have my phone number (HINT HINT), I'm home and bored and happy to talk. As a side note, I spoke briefly to "T" last night. The conversation was not a pretty one. I was rather drugged when he called. I'll update on that later. As another side note, SheSpecies is kicking ass at her new job she started 2 weeks ago. (Which doesn't surprise me in the least.) She's heading to Dallas in a week for training. (She should rendezvous with Gambit and say hi). |
posted by: tinkerbitch (reply)
post date: 05.30.05 (5:18 am)
Holy shit! She needs to come see me lol. I live near Dallas. (ps I like your watermellon/fridge idea..I might try that)
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 05.30.05 (12:51 pm)
roll watermelon to edge of fridge shelf, brace with leg hold with good hand, hop to counter, roll watermelon up cupboard to counter, then I don't know.....
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.30.05 (1:02 pm)
Reply to: NurseNancy
And you're going to come over and clean up the watermelon when it crashes to the floor and splatters everywhere?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.30.05 (1:04 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
BTW,
Happy Pills RAWK! I'm going to go float back downstairs.
Also need ideas on how to wash dishes with one hand (other than letting the cats lick them clean).
I soooooo need that male nurse in a loincloth STAT!
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 05.30.05 (4:19 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
of course!!
by Redonthehead