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| Bare-breasted |
| 05.22.05 (7:31 pm) [edit] |
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This afternoon was best described a "slackus totalus" in DivaSpeak. In the hammock, in the 'kini, catching some rays, catching up with some pals (details below!), catching some zzzz's and catching sight of "the creepy neighbor that has seen my boobs" girlfriend or something. They were debating trimming his bush (like shrubbery you dirty people!) She was talking to him like he was a child. She had gloves on so I couldn't tell if she was his Mrs. or what. (She could be his sister...) When afore-mentioned "creepy neighbor" finished mowing his backyard, I decided to work on my tan lines. I took off my top and threw caution to the wind. Sure, if he had been standing on his deck, he could see my ta-tas, but I kept an eye out, sorta. I figure, he's already seen them - so they might as well be tan, right? I talked to our long-lost Tblog pal Saint027. Here's the brief recap: he's closing on a townhouse (end unit) with "J" on Wednesday. They are paying $42k OVER the asking price. (Must be nice to be a seller eh?)It has a big soaking tub in the master bathroom. (So I said I'd send a rubber ducky and some Mr. Bubble as a housewarming gift.) He's enjoying "civvie life" for the most part but he's put on a few pounds. He sounds good. His car is doing just dandy. And he promised to send me a link to pics of his new place. (I told him I want one of HIM in his new tub!) Airborne, aka Bryon, also called me while he was on the road. He had driven over to Ft. Sill to see his son yesterday. "The boy" is doing okay. Has become a 'model troop' and is even going to church. Somehow our conversation got on a tangent and he's talking about me sucking his toes. (Trust me, I never agreed to any such action!) Apparently that discussion got his engine revving because next thing I hear is "I gotta go. I seemed to have attracted the attention of an Oklahoma State Trooper..." So I wait a while. I call him back. Three times over several hours. I page him. I'm worried that somehow he's gotten his ass thrown into jail. And I'm going to have to do a tblog telethon to raise funds to free Airborne. I figure I could offer to show pics of my new panties and have donations made for Paypal. (Do bondsmen accept Paypal?LOL) So if anyone sees Mr. Airborne in Tblurt tonight, tell him he has had me worried and he better be on his knees when he calls me to let me know he's ok. He's got some serious groveling to do because he had me worried. And FYI you horndogs, I was not bare-breasted when talking to you. So don't even go there! |
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.23.05 (3:34 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
So you now have a list of states you're not going to visit because of encounters with one or two idiots? (Not that I think that Oklahoma is really worth visiting. And was it Mississppi or Louisiana that your other 'brush" with the law occurred?)
You shoulda just told Bubba to talk to me - that we were talking about toe sucking and you were, um, 'distracted'.
I'm glad to hear you're ok. I was worried.
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