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| Advanced Hammock |
| 05.13.05 (3:12 pm) [edit] |
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To those Tbloggers around last spring/summer, you recall my adventures with my hammock. I was convinced that there was some sort of odd gravitational pull that kept me from balancing on the hammock, or one side of my body was heavier than the other. I've graduated to more challenging hammock feats and thought I would share these helpful reminders: Laying on your back in the hammock is a piece of cake. Try laying on your stomach so you can snooze and catch some rays on your back. It is not a graceful process. But even more so... When sunbathing topless on your stomach in the hammock, it can be "QUITE" challenging to get out of the hammock when you can't find your bikini top amidst the towels. I also encourage you to make sure one of your cats is not laying under the hammock when you decide to clasp your breasts with one hand and roll out onto the ground. (Sort of like tuck and roll!) Thus concludes my hammock lesson of the week. I wish I could provide pictures (and I bet you do too) but it ain't gonna happen. |
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 05.13.05 (12:22 pm)
WAaaaaaa! Why not We want pictures!! The more the better!!
We will not spread them around we promice!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.13.05 (12:27 pm)
Reply to: trekguy
The cats refuse to learn how to use the digital camera.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.14.05 (3:59 am)
Reply to: trekguy
I jinxed myself because yesterday evening I was getting on the hammock 'regular style' (aka face up) and got a little too confident - it started to flip me over - and I had 8 tealight-citronella candles that I just about landed on! NOT bright!
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 05.14.05 (5:26 am)
LOL, wow, strange burn patterns could have resulted!
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