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| Even Sex Goddesses Have Technical Problems |
| 04.24.05 (10:25 am) [edit] |
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It's a good thing the plans to go hiking on Stone Mountain didn't evolve. It's windy and really chilly. I'd be a shivering popsicle today. I've done laundry, cleaning and did the entire cardio striptease workout. I think the "advanced" workout is: Now try the routine with 4 inch heels. Mwahahaha How is it that no matter what move Carmen Electra does, it is sexy? She oozes it. From the innocent 'come hither' stare, to the 'rolling' (aka grinding) of her hips. I do the moves but I don't have the sizzle or the magic. I just don't capture the kitten-ish lusty wench aura that she does. I'm more like...a cow rubbing her ass against a tree to get a scratch. How much of this is innate? How much of it is learned? Can I just buy a pill or something? It was somewhat redeeming to see her hair get stuck in her lipgloss when she was flailing her hair all over the place. Even sex goddesses have technical problems. There is hope afterall. And I still have the talent of amusing the hell out of myself. |
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (7:54 am)
I just found a Cardio Striptease DVD in the free area at work. I am really looking forward to trying it out later.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (8:36 am)
Reply to: lynne
It's pretty easy to do. Granted, you may feel like a buffoon doing it in comparison to Carmen. There's a lot of slapping yourself on the butt... *Consider yourself warned. LOL
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (10:13 am)
(snork) This is cracking me up. I will never do this video because I'd get caught by my hubby and look like even more of a dumbass than I normally do...
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (12:51 pm)
my husband would probably call 911 thinking I was having some sort of seizure!!
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (4:25 pm)
ROTF LMAO!! This I'd pay big bucks to see the 4 of you ladies (Scuba, lynne, NurseNancy and JT) working out to this video!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (4:46 pm)
Reply to: trekguy
I might be available for a private concert - for the right price.
posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 04.26.05 (8:08 am)
Reply to: trekguy
I'D TAKE OUT A LOAN TO PAY FER IT...!!!
BUTCH
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 04.26.05 (8:57 am)
Reply to: trekguy
You and me both, trekguy! I'll go twosies with ya on it. ;-)
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