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| Wild Monkey Sex |
| 04.23.05 (6:54 pm) [edit] |
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I was awakened at 7am by a call from my 'breakfast date' for today. I had been up late thanks to the storms coming through. Hopped in the shower, primped a bit, but not too much. "D" came over for me to take some pics and work on his profile for online dating. We never made it to breakfast. (Get your mind out of the gutter folks!) I took a few pics of him (he was wearing a white turtleneck and it just wasn't a great choice to have a picture taken in). I went upstairs to see if I could find something that he could wear instead. And of course, he made his move trying to maul me. Then I made my move and told him to back off. Then his son called and he had to go. (I was right - he'd try something...) I had the rest of my Moo-Goo-Gai-Pan from last night for breakfast once "D" left. It's not bad for breakfast. I like to put hot mustard on it for a little 'punch'. Then I trimmed ivy and pulled up weeds in my front yard. I was tired, but it needed to get done. I was sneezing my posterior off all the while - stirring up the pollen. And I called "T" to see what the plans are for tomorrow. Haven't heard back from him. (GRRRRR) I know he's not flying today - too windy. If I don't hear from him soon, I'm going to make other plans for the day. (Yes, I will play hard-to-get when necessary.) The HIGHLIGHT of my day was a call from my beloved Airborne. It seems that the BIRTHDAY BOY got his groove on last night. And got a wee bit intoxicated. Everyone was buying him drinks. And "young nubile barely-legal' girls were asking him to dance. (I would have given my kidney to see that!) One of them even gave him her telephone number! He said she was too young. I think he's nuts. He's not getting any younger - why not enjoy the company of a younger female while he has a chance. He's got a month left - might as well make the most of it - right? Mr. Airborne was rather 'free-wheeling' with his language and this southern lady didn't appreciate such 'colorful' descriptions as 'lick my nuts'. I told him that apparently his manners were influenced by the booze, the loud music or the young women. (Or it *could* be old age!) Now he wants to know if I want to go to Canada with him in mid-fall. Uh, no. I don't do cold weather - I'm like a lizard - let me lay out on a hot rock anytime. Oh and speaking of lizards, he now wants a trained Komodo dragon named Spot. (That's DEFINITELY going to seal the deal on me ever stepping foot in his bachelor pad). He *did* get a ton of furniture (I'm guessing the traditional awful bachelor black leather?) He's such a dork. Oh, and I had mad wild monkey sex today too. Kidding. Just checking to see if you read the entire posting. :P |
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 04.23.05 (4:08 pm)
LOL @ WILD MONKEY SEX!
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (4:49 am)
poor airborne. the older they get, the more pathetetic they are!! Let him know that nice 30 - 50 something ladies are out there who have some idea of what it takes to help a man feel young again!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (7:11 am)
Reply to: NurseNancy
Actually, Airborne was the one saying she was too young for him. I told him he only lives once...
He (foolishly) has his sights on a 30ish female that clearly has him distracted. I think he needs some attention with a cattle prod to zap some sense into him. ;)
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (12:38 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
depending how old Airborne is. I mean look at Billy Joel and the 23 year old bride, his daughter with Christy Brinkley is like two years younger than the bride. ewww.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.05 (2:45 pm)
Reply to: NurseNancy
Airborne is 60-ish.
Kidding! He'll have a COW when/if he reads that. He's in his mid-40's. The body of a mid-20's - well, I've only seen it completely clothed, but I'm guessing...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.25.05 (5:13 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I was *trying* to be courteous and not portray you as some drunken lush. I'm hoping you were able to control all bodily functions. (I'm referring to your dancing abilities - there seems to be a point where white men imbibe a certain amount of alcohol where they suddenly believe that they are Danny Terrio from Dance Fever.)
In theory, you *could* be my father too - if you were sexually active at an early age. LOL
I knew you were still swimming in the booze, so I overlooked the language. But if you EVER tell me to "lick" your "nuts" again... You don't even want to know what will follow. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
So I got Spot and Fido mixed up. Whatever.
Taste is relative hon. I'm sure your luxurious bachelor pad is the talk of the hood. You shoulda brought that nubile young lady over to get her feedback.
Your offer to go places? LOL You have a job. You have to relocate across the country. You have to work. You are going to be trained for 17 weeks. Like you're going to have time?
And I didn't like Aruba. Never been to Barbados. The people of Belize were very nice but I never actually stepped foot in Belize. (Dive boat) I should tell you I'm ready to go. Then watch you choke. (hehe)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.25.05 (5:21 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I'm sure your body is just tasty - I bet even that 20-something girl would have appreciated it.
You and these 6ft tall blonde Amazon women scare me.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.26.05 (2:54 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
1970's - There was a show called Solid Gold or Dance Fever. Danny Terrio was the host.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.27.05 (3:29 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Then it was Dance Fever and they had the "Solid Gold Dancers" or something like that. I didn't get to watch it often because it was past my bedtime. I was in elementary school when it was on. (LOL)
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