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| For April... |
| 04.20.05 (4:14 pm) [edit] |
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May Mr. Vibes rest in peace. I'm sure he's humming away in vibrator heaven. Did he die of exhaustion? The *BIG* dilemma I've always had when my trusted 'partner' sputters and dies... I can't just toss it out in the trash. I've had such an intimate relationship with the device. I mean we've shared some great times, ya know? (Plus with my luck, the garbage men would purposely leave it in the street) So then, do I bury it? Have a memorial service? Have a moment of silence? I feel like I should pay it some sort of tribute. But I'm concerned that a dog might dig it up and... Perhaps a burial at sea? I dunno. Thankfully, Mr. Magic is doing just dandy. RIP Mr. Vibes. You done good. |
posted by: lindy (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (1:24 pm)
Hey, Scubs... you might want to work your magic... have you read April's post about returning to 'Ice Queen?' Can't get her to respond... worried.....
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (2:30 pm)
ROTFLMAO!!
girl throw that thing in the trash
I've burnt out a few myself.....that's why I quit buying the cheap ones, lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (3:19 pm)
Reply to: lindy
I'm sure she's ok. I sent her another email. Sometimes we all need a break from things - ya know?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (3:20 pm)
Reply to: SweetDiva
I bought a rather expensive one a while back with a one year warranty. It died in 3 weeks.
Of course I was too mortified to discuss the warranty with anyone.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (3:21 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I wonder if I had a 'regular real-life boyfriend' if I'd kill him from exhaustion too?
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (3:58 pm)
Well you can ask "J" I ain't dead yet!!!
RIP Mr. Magic
posted by: adpierin11 (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (5:28 pm)
oh my lord that is so funny.... I would die laughing if you buried it and a dog found it, I don't know what I would do if my dog came home with a vibrator.... oh my lord
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (5:39 pm)
lmao@bury it. You're too funny. I do kind of like the burial at sea idea tho, lol.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (6:00 pm)
Reply to: trekguy
Noooooooooo! Mr. Magic is my current one and I can personally assure you that he is alive and kickin'.
Mr. Vibes is April's deceased vibrator.
posted by: tngirl6599 (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (6:11 pm)
lol Let me know what is decided, I have only started purchasing in the last few years and my trusty silver bullet may be on it's last leg! lol Riverrat if you're reading this I'm so sorry you have been given this image!
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (7:17 pm)
I keep backups now....I would go nuts if I burnt one out and didn't have a spare.
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 04.20.05 (7:19 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
girl....it's been almost THREE years since I've had sex....
man oh man....I hope the next man I get my hands on is in good health...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (3:27 am)
Reply to: SweetDiva
Oh my.... I would have a pile of deceased vibrators if I were you. (I have gone longer than that in the past but never again!)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (3:27 am)
Reply to: SweetDiva
I agree. Sort of like royalty - an heir and a spare.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (3:40 am)
Reply to: FinalyFree
My concern would be for the fishie that inadvertently ate it.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (3:41 am)
Reply to: tngirl6599
Your's has legs? Really????
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (3:43 am)
Reply to: adpierin11
I highly recommend NOT writing your name/address/phone number on your toys "Please return to XXX, Reward if Found".
Then they could pin it on you!
posted by: jerneedog (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (4:44 am)
LOL! Just hide it in something that you are throwing away to help hide it! Thankful you have Mr. Magic still! ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (5:15 am)
Reply to: jerneedog
You don't know my garbage men - they live for stuff like that.
posted by: linda (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (7:38 am)
drop in a store wastebasket before going in, just disguise it in something else, like a Mcdonalds bag and everyone will think you are throwing away lunch trash....
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (8:03 am)
TNgirl: thanks......thanks a lot.....lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (9:01 am)
Reply to: linda
The point is that the little fella deserves a much better send-off than being dropped anonymously in a trash can in a Mickey D's bag.
Mr. Trusty (may he RIP), for example, provided me with more O's than my flesh and blood partners combined - squared. Maybe even to the power of 10.
posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (12:06 pm)
You should throw it in your mom's trash!!!
Also, for a replacement, get yourself a Hitachi Magic Wand. I bought one for my wife and she can't live without it. Plugs into the wall, so never have to worry about it winding down at the wrong moment. A little expensive, but worth it. We've had ours for over three years and it is still going strong. Best way to find one is to google it.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.21.05 (12:16 pm)
Reply to: Dstar
I LOVE MY MAGIC WAND ----> "Mr. Magic"
Drugstore.com and you can find coupons online for further discounts.
It's poor April's vibe that died.... Mine is just dandy.
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 04.22.05 (10:38 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Plugs into the wall??
Oh No! I just can't have and electrical current that close to my goodies.....what if it shorts out? oh nooooooooooooo!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.22.05 (10:54 am)
Reply to: SweetDiva
As long as you don't use it while showering...
I much prefer electric to battery. The batteries always seem to run down at the most inopportune moments.
Three minutes with the MagicWand and you'll be a convert.
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 04.22.05 (11:54 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
LoL
I'll pass....still no electric objects down thurr, lol
I keeps stock in batteries =)~
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