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Marriage Proposals this Weekend
04.18.05 (7:04 am)   [edit]
I'm alive. The festival I was working on was a major success. Perhaps too major - we were not prepared for such an onslaught of people. I have some rather colorful stories to tell. I received 11 marriage proposals over the weekend. (I think several suitors probably resided under a bridge and I didn't even catch most of their names...)

More later. The mother is invading and I have to try to do a mad dash to clean the place up. I'm exhauasted which means that I have NO patience for her.

About Friday night... FORTUNATELY none of them showed up - that I saw. I was busy with a perverted tv weatherman doing live remotes so I wasn't socializing. One sent me an email saying that he had to go into work for a system problem... The others - dunno. Don't really care.
 


posted by: jerneedog (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (4:52 am)

Perverted TV weatherman? Sounds funny!
Wow! 11 marriage proposals!



posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (6:40 am)

You sound annoyed in your post. Are you not happy with all the proposals? Are they from your ex's or new guys? What purfume did you have on. I need to know so I can avoid it at all cost.



posted by: Roxgirl (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (8:42 am)

I was not proposed to at all this weekend :( lol... but by the sounds of your post I shouldn't be too dissapointed with that!



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (11:26 am)

So the ScubaDiva fan club was out in full force? C'mon, I bet they don't all live under bridges...



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (11:38 am)

Reply to: JT
Okay, perhaps a few lived in cardboard boxes. Most had teeth missing.

Those are sort of deal-breakers for me - I say a guy has to have his own place, but a box or a spot under a bridge isn't exactly what I was referring to.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (11:42 am)

Reply to: gambit3131
Not annoyed per se. Maybe I was. I was busy working and these men - 50+ish, missing teeth, trying to scrounge up some work with the festival would come on to me. Serious sort of come ons. We're not talking playful stuff. Not to sound snobby, but come on! I was gracious and firm saying I wasn't interested, and I finally resorted to just saying I was happily married. When I was finally heading to my car last night/early this am, one of them said he wanted to take me to breakfast (now mind you, he had asked me if we had any work earlier in the day and he asked for food). I had to ask a policeman to keep him away from me.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (11:42 am)

Reply to: Roxgirl
I'll be happy to give them your number... You don't mind guys missing teeth, do you?



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (11:59 am)

too bad, we were all waiting for the fireworks over Atlanta!!



posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (11:59 am)

OMG sounds like the real pits with the guys, Diva!!! Awwww, too bad!!

So was the reat of it fun??




posted by: billlyryan (reply)
post date: 04.18.05 (5:24 pm)

I'm not a guy and I have all my teeth. Will you marry ME? :)

Wait, I should be honest...
The dentist took one of my baby teeth out two years ago.

So I don't have ALL my teeth. Oh and I rent a studio flat and I don't wanna own a couch or a vaccuum cleaner....






posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.19.05 (4:57 am)

Reply to: billlyryan
Several of these guys didn't have their front teeth. I'm a stickler for my mates having a full set of teeth.

A proposal from a female. That's a first. Thanks, but I'm not the marrying kind.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.19.05 (4:59 am)

Reply to: XAirborneRTO
So you have homeless chicks coming onto you? I thought they were skanky bar chicks that hang out in C&W joints?

You haven't replied to my email. You better reply or I'll post an embarrassing blog about YOU on Friday.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.19.05 (5:55 am)

Reply to: XAirborneRTO
You might want to look at your calendar stud, the last weekend in May is Memorial Day weekend. It will be crowded and the roads will be crazy.

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