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| Gold Card Pussy |
| 04.06.05 (9:00 am) [edit] |
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Lulu got ANOTHER application for an Amex Gold card yesterday. I don't have a gold card. I've gotten applications for them before, but didn't really see the need. I was REALLY tempted to fill it out for her - Occupation: Rodent Control Manager Salary: Daily Brushings, squeaky toys and treats. I just wasn't sure what to put for her social security number. I could ink her paw and stamp it as her signature. I figured whoever read it at the processing center would get a chuckle. Imagining what she'd blow it on... Catnip. Tuna. Personal Massuese/brusher. Some birds and squirrels to chase. Someone to cough up furballs for her. Imagine her showing up in bankruptcy court for non-payment? LOL They'd take away her squeaky toys. |
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 04.06.05 (6:34 am)
:)
posted by: Roxgirl (reply)
post date: 04.06.05 (7:15 am)
that's a good one... you should definitely send that application in!!!
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 04.06.05 (7:42 am)
my cats never get any mail, the poor babies.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.06.05 (8:44 am)
Reply to: onebadjen
I use her name when I enter contests or register online for something - that way when I get spam or a telemarketing call - hehe - I know.
posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 04.06.05 (8:51 am)
There was a Steve Martin skit about his cat cashing his checks... blew it on lots of cat toys.
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 04.07.05 (2:48 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
hmm... if i started using their names i could really rack up the junk mail. they all have "people" names except chiba. at least i don't know anyone by that name. other than her there is a janie, arnold, bonnie, and daniel... and the dog is sheila.
posted by: jerneedog (reply)
post date: 04.07.05 (5:26 am)
That's cool, but for me...no more Credit Cards!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.07.05 (10:44 am)
Reply to: jerneedog
Just get one for your pets. ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.07.05 (10:45 am)
Reply to: onebadjen
I don't get much junk mail... I've gotten some book of the month sort of things, free magazines for her. She's never interested in them unless they are dipped in tuna.
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