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| Amazing Night! |
| 04.01.05 (8:17 am) [edit] |
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Good thing I decided to shelve my reservations about "Jed" because I was wrong. I was really wrong about him. He picked me up, a bunch of red Gerber daisies in hand. (My favorite flowers). He was well dressed - no stains on his shirt. Freshly-pressed khakis and a denim shirt that made his eyes pop. Dare I say he was even handsome? And he smelled good. Not sure what fragrance he had on, but it was subtle and made me want to snuggle up to him. Plus - he said hello to the felines and patted them on the head. His car - totally clean. He opened the car door for me. We went to a nice quiet southwestern restaurant that had gotten great reviews. He had called ahead and requested a particular table. (The maitre d' said "We have the table you requested...") Again, he pulled the chair out. Asked what I wanted and ordered for me. Complimented me. Conversation was intelligent and fun. Time seemed to fly. He touched my hand and the electric sparks were undeniable. If I was a guy, I'd go BOING! (hehe) After dinner, we went to this great club that has lots of alcoves with sofas and candles. (It's one of my favorites.) We had some wine. I told him how stressed I had been so he starts rubbing my shoulders/neck. O.M.G. I was like putty. He started whispering in my ear. Flirtacious things that got this girl wiggling in her panties. (Did I mention how hot I get when someone nibbles on my ear?) We got on the dancefloor. We were the ONLY ones out there and I didn't give a damn. We came as close to possible as fornication dressed on a dance floor. He did this thing where he brushed the hair out of my face and I got chills running down my spine. He suggested we leave the club, that his place was not far away and he'd love to sit on his balcony and watch the lightning and pop open another bottle of wine. His place - no bachelor-style place with the predictable black leather furniture. It was stylish, neat, and comfortable. I excused myself to the 'powder room'. (Dare I check the medicine cabinet to see if he has medication for herpes in there?) I come out and find tons of white candles lit. He pulls me close, the music was a slow jazz, I felt myself slipping... Then I woke up. April Fools. Hehe For the record, I stayed home and watched a movie last night. My date was postponed. |
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:27 am)
OMFG!! You poop face you!! God I was getting excited for you!!
TURD!!!
*secreatly smiles at the joke, had me fooled!*
posted by: jerneedog (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:31 am)
LOL!
Nice details...did this happen once to you or was this all BS?
posted by: linda (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:35 am)
And here I was cheering for you! Good prank...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:38 am)
Reply to: jerneedog
All made up. Although red gerber daisies ARE my favorite and I do love to have my ears/neck nibbled on.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:38 am)
Reply to: trekguy
Sucker. :P
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:47 am)
hehe.. and i thought someone else was soon to be getting all sappy...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:59 am)
Reply to: onebadjen
Me? Not a chance.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (5:59 am)
Reply to: linda
hee hee.... welcome to fantasy land.
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (7:28 am)
Oh, you suck. However, if that had really happened, all the women on tBlog would probably have taken a hit out on you...
I like the hair out of the face thing. Meow.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (8:02 am)
Reply to: JT
They wouldn't have taken a hit out on me because we ALL know my luck with men. He'd probably turn out to be a cross-dresser or something... It's just a matter of time.
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (10:30 am)
Day-am. You had me going there. You should write a romance novel or something. I was totally pulled in by that description :)
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (10:49 am)
OMFG!! You beeeeeeeeeeeee....yeah...good one. ;-)
posted by: Roxgirl (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (12:45 pm)
HA HA HA!!!!
I love that!!! That post made my day! :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.02.05 (6:57 am)
Reply to: Roxgirl
Glad I can entertain you.
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