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| Belly Dancing, Strip Tease and Nude Yoga |
| 03.21.05 (11:13 am) [edit] |
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Yesterday, I tried out an exercise DVD I got from the library called "Power Yoga." I loved Pilates, and figured I'd give this a shot since I need something to chill me out. i've done some Yoga before, the whole "downward dog", etc. I'm proceeding along, and then the instructor says to put your elbows down, blah blah blah. (It's hard to watch the tv while doing half of the movements.) Next thing you know, she's instructing us to do a headstand. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I sit there laughing. Then she starts telling the participants to do some rather pretzel-like contortions. I sit there and laugh more while watching the rest of the routine. At the end, she 'recaps' and advises that this was a routine for extremely experienced Yoga-meisters. A little late. However, if you want to laugh, I highly recommend it. (I saw once on Amazon that there was "Nude Yoga". That would put me into cardiac arrest from laughter.) It reminded me of my attempt at belly-dancing. I was going to be in a cast for 3 months and was seeking some sort of cardio work that I could do in a cast. I thought belly dancing would be a cool thing to do. Pop the DVD in, she starts doing the hand motions and the hip gyrations and I'm totally into it. Then she says, "now let's do it at tempo." I tried but was laughing so hard at how I looked like I was 1/2 way between a seizure and some sort of demonic possession that I couldn't continue. It's collecting dust if anyone wants it. Guess what's next? Carmen Electra's Cardio Striptease. This one is gonna be a hoot. Anyone interested in volunteering for a lapdance? |
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (8:19 am)
yeah, not so sure I could make through one of those without laughing myself! Oh BTW, I hear that the Carmen Electra video is a real looser!!
posted by: rednecks6599 (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (8:32 am)
Now I am always up ..(no pun intended) for a good lap dance! I don't think I could do the yoga thing. it hurts me to get off the floor.
posted by: jerneedog (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (8:42 am)
I could do a headstand...when I was a kid. LOL!
Cardio Striptease...mmm...might be interesting to watch.
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (9:46 am)
I've been interested in checking out that Carmen Electra DVD set for quite some time now (over a year!), but I hear it's horrible.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (9:50 am)
Reply to: rosietulips
I'll let you know if I pick up any tips.
posted by: baileydog (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (12:07 pm)
I'm on my way, i'll email you when i'm in GA. ha ha
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (5:16 pm)
hehehe....u sound like me on the richard simmons videos....u know he is a charater nway so i end up laughin @ him instead of working out.
belly dancing?? i wanna learn but i need to loose the belly first....*sigh*
posted by: Squirrely (reply)
post date: 03.21.05 (7:40 pm)
Wouldn't a daily walk suffice??
LoL S Q L Y
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 03.22.05 (5:45 am)
OMG, I totally need to get the Carmen Electra DVD. But how do I hide it from my husband?
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 03.22.05 (5:46 am)
And speaking of uptempo-ing it, I once misguidedly purchased Paula Abdul's Shut Up and Dance. Now, I'm fairly coordinated and had a lot of dance training, but I couldn't follow that motherfucker at all. I think I actually threw the tape out of a window.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 03.22.05 (6:13 am)
Reply to: JT
I'm getting it from my free trial at Netflix... Just coordinate it when he's not goign to be around.
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