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| My Bush |
| 02.23.05 (2:25 pm) [edit] |
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I woke up this morning and decided I absolutely HAD to trim my bush today. It has been neglected for waaaay to long and quite honestly, it's rather embarrassing. I probably should have let a professional do it, but I have this thing about strangers and my bush - I wanted it done MY way. Ya know? Anyway, got out all the tools and even donned my purple leather gloves. Sat down and started whacking. I must have looked like Edward Scissorhands, chopping like a madman. Then I took a step back to admire my work - omg - it looked horrible - uneven -scraggily even - it's going to take ages to grow out. And then what do I see? A snake slither out from under the bush. OMG I screamed - I'm sure the neighbors thought "what the hell is she up to now!" You do realize I'm talking about a boxwood bush in the front of my house you perv, don't you? So I decide to really get into things - so I sit down on the ground, I'm chopping away - then i see an ant on my leg - and look down and realize I'm pretty much covered in them! OMG I'm sitting on an ant nest! I jump up and almost tear off my clothes right there in the front yard - instead I grab the hose and douse myself (white shirt and all) in water. At that point, be dammed, my bush will have to suffer for a few more years before I do that again! Here's a pic of my bush afterwards: http://photobucket.com/albums/v168/ScubaDiva /General" title="http://photobucket.com/albums/v168/ScubaDiva /General" target="_blank"http://photobucket.com/albums...%20Pics/?action=view&curr ent=mybush.jpg |
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (11:32 am)
OMFG! I have a VERY dirty mind appearently!!! ROTF LMAO!!!! I just COULDN'T UNDERSTAND why in the hell you'd be trimming your "bush" out doors!!
*climbs out of the gutter, taking his mind with him*
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (11:36 am)
Boy I did not read down far enough when I posted that last comment. I love the kittys too great decoration! BTW, I love brick houses, cool!
posted by: grateful1 (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (12:09 pm)
o my!! poor bush!! you, stay away from all bushes..lol!!!i said ALL!!!
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (12:37 pm)
That's what bikini waxes are for. They hurt like a motherfucker, but at least there's no bugs.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (2:02 pm)
Reply to: JT
I can't imagine digging up my boxwood to take it into the salon to get waxed.
posted by: EvilEye (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (2:20 pm)
You did a fantastic job. Next time don't let snakes slither into the bush.
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (2:26 pm)
YOu blogged about this same bush awhile back... I fell for it that time but I've since managed to get my head out of the gutter LOL!
You really must keep on top of that bush of yours... it seems to get out of hand so quickly.
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (2:39 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Imagine how heavy that would be. No wonder women are so damned tired.
posted by: YourRomeo (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (2:46 pm)
lol...you had me up until the end of the first paragraph about..lol...then i started to realize waaait a minute lol
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (3:40 pm)
Ya know boxwoods grow incredibly slow. My Mother has 4 surrounding the front of her house. A few years back she decided to 'trim' them up. When she started they were between 6 and 7 feet tall and almost as big around. Today they are maybe 2 1/2 ft. tall. A local landscaper stopped after she'd done the damage and told her what a stupid thing it was to do. He said he'd admired the bushes everytime he drove by and that they were probably 50+ years old! Be careful with that bush, lol.
posted by: billlyryan (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (3:52 pm)
Ok, I'll admit it. I got excited when I saw the title of this post. Dangit.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (5:25 pm)
Reply to: islandArtist
It's a classic post and some many new folks since I originally posted it. Someone asked me to share it again...
Suckers! LOL
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (5:53 pm)
I am jealous about all those alive looking plants in your yard. Man, I should move to the south or something
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (8:18 pm)
Sounds like a pretty traumatic affair. My I recommend that you leave bush-whacking to the professionals in the future?
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 02.23.05 (9:02 pm)
yes, it's definitely a classic- LOL!
posted by: jerneedog (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (5:28 am)
Wow! Had me for a bit too!
I've said it before, "Nice Bush"!
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (5:49 am)
that is why I always have a guy trim my bush, you can just sit back and relax, hehehe
posted by: DEFFY (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (6:24 am)
wet tshirt contest....you'd be my winner!!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (9:59 am)
Reply to: trekguy
The 'kittys' are compliments of my mother. I told her to stop with the cat shit years ago. But nooooooooo, she keeps bringing all that crap over. Blech.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:00 am)
Reply to: DEFFY
Thank you pumpkin
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:06 am)
Reply to: jerneedog
I can't say i've ever heard that one before..
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:42 am)
Thats not a bush, thats a shrub!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (10:47 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Somehow, I don't think I would have gotten as much interest in a posting about my shrub.
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (2:14 pm)
LOL!! I was going to recommend laser to the bikini area!!
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 02.24.05 (4:54 pm)
the ants would upset me more than the snake
posted by: Gravity (reply)
post date: 02.25.05 (7:24 pm)
Wuv wuv wuv the kitties.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.26.05 (6:16 am)
Reply to: Gravity
I'm happy to send you all the cat shit my mother keeps loading on me
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.26.05 (6:24 am)
Reply to: NurseNancy
I would SO love to get the bikini and legs laser'd.
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 02.27.05 (5:21 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
well it hurts like a bitch but it's over after the zap, kind of like waxing. I've been having a little facial work done too. It's been awhile to wait for the newer laser that will work on darker complexions. The place I go to has the cooling thing that you hold up to your face as she is doing the deed. It chills the skin and takes a little more of the ouch factor away. You need to have the hair removed while it is still dark, cause once it turns gray laser won't work.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.27.05 (5:31 am)
Reply to: NurseNancy
The pain factor has never been an issue for me. I can take most of it without a wince. It's the money factor.
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