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| Starving Pussy |
| 02.01.05 (4:12 pm) [edit] |
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My next-door neighbor (the married whore whose husband works on an oil rig and has a revolving door of men passing thru while he's gone) has a black cat named Onyx. Now this poor creature is the most pathetic thing you have ever seen. He's skinny as hell and has a yellow/blood red eye. Married whore goes out of town for days at a time and doesn't feed Onyx or perhaps leaves a bowl of food out for him, but he always shows up at my door. I feel sorry, so I feed him. My cats seem to be fascinated by him. I wonder if they pity him too. They watch him walk by the window but never howl or make any sort of acknowledgement. They have never met face to face or sniffed butts (what cats usually do - right?) Anyway, Onyx is sitting at my front door, howling like a fiend. Sometimes I am tempted to report him as abused, I wonder if it would be better for him to be put down. She never brings him inside her home, just leaves him to prowl the neighborhood. (And clearly he's not catching many tasty morsels judging by his size.) Yes, I've thought of mentioning to her that her cat is always over begging for food, but she's taken a swipe at my head with a broom before, so I think I'm going to pass on addressing it with her. Thoughts? |
posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (1:23 pm)
You have the word pussy in more subject lines than anyone!! :)
posted by: EvilEye (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (1:28 pm)
Animal control?
posted by: amethyst (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (1:28 pm)
call the popos on her ass
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (1:52 pm)
Reply to: irishred
You seem to always click/comment on those, don't you?
You should know by now that it's never going to be the pussycat you're hoping I'm blogging about here! LOL
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (4:16 pm)
OMFG a swipe at your head with a broom???
I'd kidnap his scrawny ass...probably not a great idea though.
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (4:43 pm)
kidnap and find a new home for the kitty. IF married whore misses him and questions you just say "well he was here begging for food yesterday... gee i dunno?" and look as innocent as can be. then come kidnap one or two of my cats. starting with the one my ex left here. the damn vermin.
posted by: baileydog (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (5:35 pm)
fyi animal control probably won't do anything for the cat. most don't do anything for stray dogs unless they are attacking someone.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:43 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Want me to come down, and talk to her?
Yes. Well, I don't care if you talk to her or not, but if it will get your ass down here, I'm all for it.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:44 am)
Reply to: baileydog
I just feel so bad for the poor critter...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:45 am)
Reply to: onebadjen
I don't want him to have any contact with my cats - who knows what sort of diseases he has. And I'm sure he would require a buttload of vetrinary care - who would want to take on something like that?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:46 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Long story about her and the broom...
I'll just send Onyx to be Johnx2's brother/sister (don't know if it's a boy/girl)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:47 am)
Reply to: Godsmack
I'd be in love with anyone that fed me if I was that starved.
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (5:17 am)
Shap the bitch silly next time she swings at you, and call animal control too!
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:11 am)
When she has left town, I would capture the cat when it is on your front porch and take it to the humane society. They'll make sure he's healthy and they'll put him up for adoption. He'll either be adopted or put down. Either way it is much better than he is getting right now and she'll probably think he was hit by a car.
posted by: grateful1 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:16 am)
awe, poor cat. I'd probably feed it, get it checked out by a vet and keep it!! Sounds like she wouldnt miss the cat anyway. But if you dont want it call the humane society.
posted by: grateful1 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:16 am)
oh yeah and report her for cruelty to animals!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:25 am)
Reply to: grateful1
Onyx is an outdoor cat and extremely unhealthy - I don't want to risk my cats getting anything he has. He wouldn't be happy here and it would disrupt the dynamics of my house.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:26 am)
Reply to: grateful1
The local humane society puts animals down. Humane, isn't it? LOL I can't do that...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:27 am)
Reply to: gambit3131
Who would want to adopt such a pathetic cat? The local humane society puts animals down if they aren't adopted in 3 days - I just can't do that...
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:53 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I can understand, but it is that or being cruel to the cat and letting it starve. It's a tough decision, but the witch next door is definitely abusing her cat by not taking care of him properly. It's a tough decision. The best you could do then is to feed him as though he was one of yours. But I would put the food away from the house. ???
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (7:33 pm)
1) Adopt the cat and add him to your little "family."
2) Take the cat to the SPCA. Maybe they can find him a home.
3) Kill the neighbor.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:46 pm)
Reply to: jennirae269
1) My girls wouldn't approve. And I swore I'd never go more than 2 cats (slippery slope to being that lady with 40 cats).
2) Our shelter puts cats down in 3 days if they aren't adopted - and I doubt someone would want him when there are cute/healthy kittens/cats.
3) The cat would still be there... And who would be taking care of my cats when I'm in jail?
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (11:07 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Ok, all good points. I don't care for cats, so my option would be to let my "boys" play with him for a little while, but only until he stops moving! Just kidding, I make a point of keeping cats out of my yard, for their own safety!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (11:12 pm)
Reply to: jennirae269
Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually a dog person. My girls come when I call them, fetch and are waiting by the door for me when I get home. other than hairballs and litterboxes, I am convinved they could be dogs.
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (11:23 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
So you don't have the typical cats that think that you belong to them instead of the other way around. Interesting.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (11:34 pm)
Reply to: jennirae269
Well, they are convinced that my hands are there solely to pet and feed them. (But most dogs I know feel the same way)
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (11:57 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
My dogs are definitely in that category! Which becomes rather difficult when they all want attention at once! (There are 5 of them!) lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (5:28 am)
Reply to: jennirae269
I couldn't deal with 5 dogs. Except dating - I have been known to have 5 in rotation at once (well, sometimes men can be considered dogs but these weren't). Nowadays I think 3 is a more manageable number!
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (7:26 am)
write a note..
"Dear Married Whore,
i am fucking starving. feed me u bitch.
Love, Onyx"
tape it to his collar.. send him on his way...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (8:20 am)
Reply to: verucassalty
Interesting idea... I might just do that.
posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (3:33 pm)
hell nah! she tried to hit you with a broom? daaaaamn
we would of be having a knock down drag out fight.....sweets may look innocent...just don't piss me off!
my nieghbors found that out the hard way....
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (6:24 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
They are quite a handful, dogs and men both! lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (11:55 pm)
Reply to: SweetDiva
Long story on the neighbor. I blogged about it months ago. I'll have to go back into the archives and try to track it down. And no, I wouldn't do anything to tick her off because she looks like she could beat the tar out of me. (Supposedly she has a pretty good job with the CDC, but you can tell that still has that Louisiana backwoods white trash in her blood... Can tell by her choice of lawn decorations. LOL)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.03.05 (11:56 pm)
Reply to: jennirae269
I have a much better track record with dogs. They are loyal, adoring and obedient.
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