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| My Pussy is Taxed! |
| 01.31.05 (4:50 pm) [edit] |
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I'm working on my taxes this afternoon. Have all my shit spread out on the floor, everything separated by category. Things are moving along... When Sassy comes running into the room and papers go flying EVERYWHERE. I wonder if the IRS will accept 'my cat fucked up my paperwork' as an acceptable excuse - similar to the dog ate my homework line? Now I'm going to go sit down and RE-sort everything out. Then I'm going to duct-tape my cat to a chair. |
posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (2:23 pm)
Dear Lord,
Thank you for not making this post about what I thought it was when I read the title.
Love,
irish
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (2:24 pm)
Got to say that is one catchy title!!!! ROTF LMAO!!! Kitties don't count according to the IRS, I already checked last year!!
posted by: PhishePi (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (2:44 pm)
God that sounds like my cat, the little sadist.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (3:25 pm)
Reply to: irishred
Wouldn't it be interesting if it was? LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (3:26 pm)
Reply to: trekguy
I know what you dirty-minded folks click on!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (3:26 pm)
Reply to: PhishePi
Maybe they are related or conspired?
posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (3:28 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
lol....yeah
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (3:50 pm)
Reply to: irishred
Then again, maybe we could come up with some interesting deductions?
posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (3:51 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
lol....oh heaven help me
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (4:02 pm)
Hehehe Poor you. I hope Ms. Sassypants is behaving.
Wanna do my taxes for me? ;-)
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (4:24 pm)
That is why I do my taxes online :)
posted by: kurtmaddox (reply)
post date: 01.31.05 (4:36 pm)
Actually, people with cats are very suspicious to the Internal Revenue Service. Oh, wait... EVERYONE is suspicious to the IRS. Sorry! You may be able to deduct the cost of the duct tape as a tax preperation expense. Please consult your CPA or tax attorney for further advice :-)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (3:16 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
People aren't exactly lining up to do your taxes when you don't have any moolah to pay them with. :P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (3:16 am)
Reply to: kurtmaddox
Don't even get me started on CPA's... Last year's experience with a CPA was a f'ing nightmare.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (3:17 am)
Reply to: lynne
I was doing my taxes online too, but I have all the medical, stock and business receipts that went everywhere. Online doesn't help with that stuff!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (3:18 am)
Reply to: irishred
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, aren't I?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (3:18 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Sure. Just shoot me over your info. I can enter it in TurboTax. It's really quite easy.
posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (8:16 am)
Ah, hello standard federal deduction... :)
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (12:59 pm)
too bad cats aren't considered a dependent!!
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (4:46 pm)
duct tape. i did that to my kid a few times. problem is, he thinks its fun.
posted by: billlyryan (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (5:03 pm)
You have the best titles ever!!!!!!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:49 am)
Reply to: billlyryan
Thanks. I learned that if you have a good title, you're going to get more readers. ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:49 am)
Reply to: onebadjen
But duct tape + fun (especially on a long-hair) would not quite be as fun...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:50 am)
Reply to: NurseNancy
If only I could get them ss#'s....
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (4:51 am)
Reply to: Godsmack
Lulu, my other pussy, was busy sleeping.
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (1:00 pm)
maybe they can't get a SS# but I bet you could get 'em a credit card!!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (3:01 pm)
Reply to: NurseNancy
When the bill comes for $1000 worth of catnip, tuna, and mice, I'll know who's to blame!
posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (7:42 pm)
How about duct taping the paperwork instead of the cat? You have to suffer through this shit every year, why not have some fun with it? Shouldn't be too much of a penalty!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:47 pm)
Reply to: jennirae269
Hmmmm... I'll keep that in mind. I did get it all re-organized. But I'll save this blog in case I get audited and blame it on Sassy!
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