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| New Most Embarrassing Moment |
| 12.28.04 (9:11 am) [edit] |
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Imagine a friend says they have sent you an Xmas present, so you're kinda keeping an eye out for it. This morning, the doorbell rings. You go to the door to see your local mail carrier bearing a manilla envelope. Then you realize that envelope is torn. And the contents are sticking 1/2 way out. It's a vibrator. You turn BEET red. Your mail carrier grins. You swear NEVER to set foot outside the house again. Even though you don't have the right batteries... This may now be my new most embarrassing moment. (I am laughing about it, really.) |
posted by: angiekruger (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:13 am)
lmao!!! i got a friend of mine a vibrator for her bday 2 yrs ago. she swears she hasn't touched it to this day......
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:22 am)
Did you know you can't own more than 6 vibrators here in TX. Otherwise they'll arrest you for intent to sell sexual oriented material.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:47 am)
Reply to: gambit3131
Good thing I don't live in Texas... (Counting in my head) Dead vibes don't count toward the final tally, do they? LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:48 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
There's something to be said for a man that's comfortable with adding a little spice to the bedroom...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:48 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
I have a female mail man... I hope to god my mother doesn't strike up a convo with her while I'm gone (she does things like that).
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:49 am)
Reply to: angiekruger
When you see her, ask if you can have it back then - see how she stutters...
posted by: angiekruger (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:51 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
lmao
posted by: DarkMood (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:52 am)
Makes me wonder why the mailman was smiling. Makes one wonder if he used it. Only he knows.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:55 am)
Reply to: DarkMood
It was sealed in plastic - no way it was toyed with.
posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (7:01 am)
Could have been much worse. You should have just pulled it out, acted really nieve and asked your mail carrier what it was. Even money she'd be more embarassed to explain it than you'd have been to recieve it.
...and to gambit3131:
How many vibrators do you need?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (8:59 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
You never know... Reminding myself to hide the equipment when I go out of town....
posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (10:43 am)
you talk like it's a BAD thing! LOL! Admit it, we all do it at some time or other! xoxoxoxox
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (11:37 am)
Reply to: Mimi
Never denied I didn't do it - afterall, I am the one with the ode to Mr. Trusty (may he RIP).
It's just embarrassing when your postal carrier sees it...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (11:39 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
So put the 'equipment' in a bag in your trunk and let her clean...
posted by: producerboy (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (12:19 pm)
Wow! This was the Christmas for vibrator-fouls!!!!! Maybe you should call the Postal Inspector to register a claim!!!!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (12:50 pm)
Reply to: producerboy
Uh, you can go ahead and do it for me if you want. That would necessitate me leaving the home.
I won't even risk going out to check my mail now until it's really dark...
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (12:51 pm)
Reply to: angiekruger
yeah, right!!
posted by: LastPoeticKiss (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (1:24 pm)
KRAZED! You're not supposed to send it that way!
kekeke
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.29.04 (3:42 am)
Reply to: LastPoeticKiss
I'm sure Kraze would have actually sent it to me vibrating...
posted by: GottaLuvMe830 (reply)
post date: 12.29.04 (4:51 am)
That is toooooo funny!!!!!
posted by: babyshamblez (reply)
post date: 12.30.04 (12:34 pm)
so does everyone use them?
am i missing out on something here?
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 01.01.05 (8:23 am)
yeh yeh...a "friend mailed it to you...uuhh huh! riiiiight ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.01.05 (11:50 pm)
Reply to: riverrat338
Yes, a friend. She will confirm it with you if you'd like ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.01.05 (11:51 pm)
Reply to: babyshamblez
Apparently, you are missing out. We all use them and have quite an assortment. LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.01.05 (11:52 pm)
Reply to: babyshamblez
When you've fooled around with some of the guys that I have, you gotta take matters into your own hands or at least get a little mechanical assistance.
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