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| Mr. Easy Access |
| 12.27.04 (7:41 am) [edit] |
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This morning, I got an email out of the blue from one of the most hysterical guys I've ever dated... I don't know if I would even say we technically dated... Two years ago, I went on a client appt. The decision-maker was a total HUNK. We're talking model-calibre. Nice to look at but not someone I would do anything more than stare at. He tells me that they don't have budget for our services. I thank him and leave. I'm in the lobby and he sends me a text message on my cell phone asking if he could take me to lunch now that we are no longer vendor/client. So I agree. We have lunch. Conversation was interesting. I was still rather befuddled by the whole thing. At the end of lunch, it's a hug and we go off in our own directions. He calls a few days later and says that he'd like to cook me dinner. (This was a first - I've never had a guy offer to do that for me that I can recall - unless you count ordering take-out.) He calls me shortly before I am heading out - and tells me "to wear something with easy access." I laughed and told him to 'stick it' (but using a few more colorful words). Okay - so that's the background... This morning I get an email from an address that seems familiar but doesn't ring a bell. Wishing me a Merry Xmas and asking how I am. I reply back that I'm doing ok, how are you, blah blah blah. Then I ask, "Pardon me, but who are you?" He sends me a link to his webpage and says he'd like to 'catch up' when he gets back in town. I click the link to see it's "Mr. EasyAccess." I laugh hysterically... What a turd. |
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 12.27.04 (7:42 am)
Hehehe Mr. Easy Access. Nice.
Hope you had a nice Christmas! Did you get my package??
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.27.04 (8:08 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
No package. If I had, I guess I wouldn't be blogging now, would I? LOL
I'll fill you in on Xmas via email...
posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 12.27.04 (12:08 pm)
oh, man! i remember this one! ewwwww! xoxoxo
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 12.27.04 (12:49 pm)
mr easy.....wow the grandiose ego of some guys!!!
posted by: Sybil (reply)
post date: 12.27.04 (12:56 pm)
Ah.... You mentioned him some time ago. Mr Easy Access. LOL.
Some guys!
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:24 am)
I remember you talking about this guy in the past. sigh. Another black mark on the men.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:53 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
I don't have the link anymore... Sorry. It's full of cheesey shots of him posing with a wifebeater or shirtless. It's SO funny. I wish I hadn't have deleted it.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (6:54 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (9:00 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
He said he wanted to 'catch up' when I got back. I'm considering letting him take me out for a very expensive dinner just to make him squirm.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.28.04 (11:38 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
I just might do it... I think that on behalf of women everywhere, he needs to be reminded what it's like to be played...
posted by: posaunegr (reply)
post date: 12.29.04 (3:15 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
However, be careful not to egg him on...men like that tend to not really see who or what they are, so it might backfire..for you...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 12.29.04 (3:42 am)
Reply to: posaunegr
I can handle him. ;)
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.02.05 (7:34 am)
I remember him! Oh too funny.
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