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| Hot or Not |
| 11.05.04 (2:56 pm) [edit] |
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A friend this afternoon told me he was going on a date tonight. He met her on HotorNot and sent me the link. (We'll see how this date goes...) Anyhoo, curiosity was just eating away at me, so I decided to see what sort of studs had posted their pics from the Atlanta area. I'm laughing so hard I actually hurt. In the spirit of public service to single men, here are a few ideas: 1) Women are NOT impressed that you have a 93 Z-24. 2) If you claim you are cool, you aren't. 3) Do not use a picture where your ex (girlfriend/wife) is scratched out. You have got to have ONE (recent) picture of yourself. (The date on one pic said 1-19-95) 3a. Do NOT take a picture of yourself in a mirror. PLEASE. If you don't have anyone that you can ask to take a picture of you, hell, the Pizza Hut dude would prolly take one for you. 4) If you put "Beer, Sports, Golf, NASCAR, Fishing and Sex" as your interests - we're probably not gonna nibble. 5) Every guy so far that says he is a "christian" has misspelled it. (What's up with that?) 6) If you say you're "looking for a chick to hook up with or get me a job", we'll probably pass. 7) A photo that resembles a mug shot is not exactly enticing. 8) A photo with you in camo holding a shotgun and a dead carcass isn't going to make a lot of girls drool either. 9) Ditto with you in a recliner with a Bud in one hand and the remote in the other. 10) Posing shirtless in a beefcake pose when you look like you've focused more on cake than beef, do the world a favor and put a shirt on. Said with love - PS - Kraze, click this (eyecandy!!!) http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=SLAQR" title="http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=SLAQR" target="_blank"http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/... This one made me laugh: http://meetme.hotornot.com/?15316=86806" title="http://meetme.hotornot.com/?15316=86806" target="_blank"http://meetme.hotornot.com/?1... And like this one is gonna happen... http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYH8SZA" title="http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYH8SZA" target="_blank"http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/... This one violates several of the above recommendations: http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYSQOS" title="http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYSQOS" target="_blank"http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/... |
posted by: Saad (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (12:11 pm)
lol
scuba nice work, next time i'll keep these in mind!!
u'r post are always kool!
=Xt02=
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (12:16 pm)
LOL I remember my online dating days... OH GOSH you are SO RIGHT on the money.
Hopefull every single guy out there reads this. They are so outta touch.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (1:01 pm)
Reply to: Saad
Thanks. :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (1:04 pm)
Reply to: islandArtist
And considering the quality of specimens I meet and date - I cringe at the thought of trying the online dating scene. I clicked on profiles for a long time and did not see a single guy that I'd even bother to reply to. (Some were eye candy but there were red flags in their profiles/pictures)
Enjoy being married. If he rubs your feet/neck for you, I hate you. (kidding)
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (1:06 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
No I don't get neck or feet rubs, well at least not without asking first.
I USED to get them....hmmmmm
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (1:11 pm)
Reply to: islandArtist
I think that is something you need to raise to his attention. Immediately.
posted by: theseeker (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (3:04 pm)
Funny you are. My interests list, I'll update right now.
- Yoda
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (3:38 pm)
Scuba: what do you expect from GA men?
I thought it was accepted to be hot and desireable in GA if you're a good hunter....with tattoos and 5th grade spelling skills....and summer teeth.
posted by: baileydog (reply)
post date: 11.05.04 (3:53 pm)
hmm, i wonder if my pic is bad.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (3:52 am)
Reply to: baileydog
I'm happy to offer some feedback. :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (3:52 am)
Reply to: riverrat338
No, that's girls in Tennessee.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (3:53 am)
Reply to: theseeker
It's purely in the interest of you guys improving your game.
posted by: altricial (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (4:10 am)
I didn't even understand what the last guy was talking about! *sigh* I pre-date online dating by a long shot.
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (7:04 am)
my recently divorced girl friend has signed on with an on line dating list. Unfortunately, all the men look like inmates or they are lying their asses off about their age. Don't say you're 55 if you are like 75!!! She's trying to be honest. She accurately stated her age ( which is actually 43) and answered all the ones that claimed to be looking for someone in that age group. Ewwwww! gag! She said that she would rather turn lesbian or stay single than date any of them!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (11:54 am)
Reply to: NurseNancy
I was set up with a guy by a friend who said he was 45 (I'm 33). I told him that 45 was a little too old for me usually, but if he thought we should meet, I'd give it a try.
When we met, he 'confessed' that he was really 51 but people attach so much 'judgment' on numbers...
The man was 62 at LEAST if I am over 18. He was a total ass. I told my friend whose reply was "Well, I didn't check his ID."
He owed me bigtime for that one.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.06.04 (12:26 pm)
Reply to: altricial
Men, they just don't understand. LOL
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 11.07.04 (2:50 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
so we know that on line dating bios can be a tad " exagerated"
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.07.04 (3:24 am)
Reply to: NurseNancy
These aren't a matter of exaggeration. Perhaps if they put a little more thought into it. At least exaggerators are trying, ya know?
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 11.07.04 (4:01 am)
I love this pic - the hat, oh boy.
http://meetme.hotornot.com/?957b=38267
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.07.04 (4:15 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
doesn't show a guy with a hat in the pic... You have to copy the link at the bottom of the pic...
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 11.07.04 (10:25 pm)
LMFAO...slim pickins!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.08.04 (2:09 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
I figured you'd find the one behind door #1 a tasty morsel.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.08.04 (2:12 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Not like you Friday night, Missy!
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