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10.19.04 (5:14 pm)   [edit]
I took my car into the dealership to fix something for the FOURTH time this afternoon. I got a loaner car. Or perhaps a loaner boat would be more appropriate.

It's a Yukon Denali.

I need a ladder to get into the thing. How do women get in/out of one of those things with grace? I'm going to end up falling flat on my face.

Maybe I can get one of those electric cherry-picker lifty-doodle things to help me up?
 


posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (5:21 pm)

or you just wear slacks for the duration! there's no way to wear a skirt and get into one of those with any style, class or grace what so ever!! that's why I made MrNurse ditch the Explorer and get the minivan!!



posted by: producerboy (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (10:52 pm)

Damn! What do you get for round 5?



posted by: altricial (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (1:53 am)

fun!!! nothin' like a big-ass tank to drive over people with!!! :oD



posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (9:17 am)

or get one of those fire escape ladder thingys! doesn't it have runner boards?



posted by: lp (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (9:40 am)

sounds like you need another mechanic



posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (10:23 am)

LOL!!!

wear skimpy skirts and pull up to hot guys in parking lots, get out and flash them..

that is a sure date tactic...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (12:46 pm)

Reply to: NurseNancy
Wear slacks on a date? Perish the thought! (How did you ever get married? LOL)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (12:47 pm)

Reply to: producerboy
After the tin-can Toyota Echo, last time, this is the opposite. I'd be happy with a Blazer. (I almost bought an Envoy instead of my Grand Prix - so I'd be hiking up the skirt all the time to get into the Envoy...)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (12:48 pm)

Reply to: altricial
I am not a fan of parking it. .. I parked in the faaaaaaar corner of the lot for my date so there were no cars I might hit.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (12:49 pm)

Reply to: Mimi
Even with the runners, it's still a hike - I'm not that short - I'm 5'6.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (12:49 pm)

Reply to: lp
gotta deal with the dealership b/c of warranty shit.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (12:50 pm)

Reply to: verucassalty
He didn't get to see me get in/out...



posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (1:30 pm)

i drive an suv and i wear stockings and heels almost always...you'll figure it out! : ) xoxox



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (1:45 pm)

Reply to: Mimi
Do you get a standing ovation whenever you get in'out



posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (3:52 pm)

not that i am aware of! LOL! i hope so! xoxo and i am only 5'2" teehee!



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (5:21 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
yes! but I am a Northern woman! You Southern belles are much more lady- like than your northern sisters!!



posted by: mahabarath (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (8:05 pm)

two words, hydraulics. ok thats actually one word, but yea, refit the beast with hydraulics, get a remote, and play some pimpin music and watch the beast lower itself for you. OR get a smaller car



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.21.04 (9:29 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
I have been known to stand outside the car by the door on a date waiting for the door to be opened for me. ;)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.21.04 (9:30 am)

Reply to: mahabarath
I get my car, which will feel like a lowrider, this morning. Yea!



posted by: mahabarath (reply)
post date: 10.21.04 (9:42 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
does it have hydraulics? it must it MUST!!!



posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 10.21.04 (10:48 am)

I think the beastie should come equipped with a handsome stallion named Raoul, whose sole purpose it is to please you and keep you safe.

If anyone starts a marketing campaign like that, you can count me in!



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 10.23.04 (9:08 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
If I did that I'd likely be left on the sidewalk! LOL,
Actually, we have tried to instill gentleman's values in our sons. i.e, they open doors for me, they help with chairs etc. They stand when their grandma enters the room, give up their seat to older folks on the bus ( this goes for the girls, too). They will be hot commodities in a few years!!

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