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| How NOT to make a Booty Call |
| 10.18.04 (5:08 pm) [edit] |
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Okay boys, in the spirit of public service, I'm going to give you another lesson in what NOT to do in a Booty Call. Calling someone you dated 2 years ago and haven't spoken to since, puts you on tenuous ground to begin with. So if there is someone you would like to keep in the 'prospective booty call category', a call or email every once in a while helps. Discussing your 1) gout 2) ulcers 3) bout with Irritable Bowel Syndrome are not great ways to 'create a mood' where the Booty Callee will find tempting. When she tries to be polite and ask what you've been up to in the past two years, and all you can say is "not much", the thought of conversation seems rather, shall we say, lacking? Moving right into "I've been thinking about you a lot but have neglected calling" (for two years) screams 1)I'm pretty damn desperate 2)I'm an idiot or 3) All of the above Which is followed directly by, "why don't we get together and catch up?" My reply "I'm busy." He replies "When?" I reply "For you, until hell freezes over." Sending an email to the Booty Callee afterwards saying that he enjoyed the conversation and hope we can get together soon when my schedule frees up just made me laugh harder. |
posted by: Chickenpinata (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (3:19 pm)
Funny stuff. :)
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (4:26 pm)
You actually replied by saying "when hell freezes over" and he still emailed you? Is that guy dense? D'oh!!!
posted by: producerboy (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (4:30 pm)
my left hand tried to pull that shit on me and I totally blew it off...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (5:02 pm)
Reply to: gambit3131
Either I created quite an impression on him. Or he's really desperate. Or both.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (5:04 pm)
Reply to: producerboy
For clarification purposes... You blew off your left hand or you blew off something else. (ahem)
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (5:56 pm)
as my mama used to say, more gall than Carters has pills.....
posted by: altricial (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (8:58 pm)
um, this guy - you never REALLY liked him, right???!!!
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (9:47 pm)
Oh goodness!
posted by: lp (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (10:08 am)
maybe he realized you were a good thing and he made a mistake, did you think of that one?
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (10:29 am)
ahahahahahahahaha there are men that stupid??
posted by: riverrat (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (6:32 pm)
how did you ever date a guy like that in the first place!
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (6:36 pm)
I'd rather the idiot just call up and say "I screwed up where you're concerned before and while I figure there's not a chance in hell we'll have anything meaningful together, what do ya say we get together for a good roll in the hay?"
posted by: pezgirl (reply)
post date: 10.19.04 (9:23 pm)
lol amen sista!
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 10.20.04 (11:53 am)
well, then could we discuss my gout? i had my first gout attack 2 years ago and man, oh, man is it painful. almost as painful as your booty call :-)
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