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| New Words |
| 10.16.04 (11:39 pm) [edit] |
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Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary. TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.) MOUSE POTATO. The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. XEROX SUBSIDY. Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes. 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') WOOFies. Well Off Older Folk. CROP DUSTING. Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube farm, and then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING. |
posted by: Anastacia (reply)
post date: 10.16.04 (8:50 pm)
I always heard Prairie Dogging was when you had to go poo really bad and it comes out a little bit then goes back in, before you can get to the bathroom.
Thats kinda gross, im debating whether or not i should post this.
Ahh, what the hell, *click*
posted by: johnnyruin (reply)
post date: 10.16.04 (9:40 pm)
i am very good at TESTICULATING
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (8:47 am)
ooo yes, I so have a seagull manager, who swoops in from the adminisphere, and I also have had many many salmon days!! I'm thinking that tomorrow, being Monday, will likely be one, too!! LOL! am going to take this to share!!
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (9:09 am)
hahaha crop dusting sounds disgustingly hilarious - that's if i'm watching from elsewhere...assmosis is rife at our place, eck.
x r x
posted by: mahabarath (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (9:15 am)
here is one for you then, REMFs, Rear Echelon Mother F#&$s, reserved for the higher management
posted by: LarryConley (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (1:55 pm)
Then there is Preventive Percussive Maintaince..
::taps the laser printer with a bat:: "Your not going to give me any trouble today now are you" ::tap:: ::tap::
"Good printer"
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (2:38 pm)
Hehehe - Oh yeah, those are great. I've had an OHNOSECOND before...those suck!
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (9:57 pm)
Reply to: Anastacia
did you just have a OHNOSECOND there ?? LMAO
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 10.17.04 (9:59 pm)
ohh scuba, these are priceless. what gems!! LOL
posted by: Anastacia (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (12:35 pm)
Reply to: verucassalty
LOL I was trying to decide if that would have been an OHNOSECOND , before it actually was :p
posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 10.18.04 (12:51 pm)
These are great! My boss is definately a seagull manager. Everytime I come up with a great idea, she makes a lot of noise and craps on the whole thing (only to take it under her wing and claim the idea was her's to begin with).
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