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| The Booty Calls are popping up all over the place... |
| 10.13.04 (1:01 am) [edit] |
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Hooray for Karma! I'm absolutely laughing my posterior off. I got a call from the 39 yr old Pizza Delivery Guy. (I can't remember the name I christened him with - sorry) About a month ago, out of the blue, he sent me a bizarre email saying that he couldn't see me anymore b/c I was a 'distraction'. (The reality was I had already written him off, but whatever) So this afternoon he calls... He says "It's me." I have NO clue who it is. I keep asking who it is. Then he says his name and it takes me a few seconds to register. I never thought I'd hear from him again. (He's a nice guy but not cutting it on my list) He makes some blah blah blah small talk. (I SO know what is coming...) He mentions he's in the area (Ironic as he lives 2 miles away!). It was his pathetic attempt at a booty call. I promptly told him to enjoy his errand and thanks for the call. He replies (sounding sorta dumbfounded) "well, keep in touch." Uh, not on your life. For the LAST time - guys, if you are going to booty call, AT LEAST come up with something remotely creative instead of "I'm in the area..." |
posted by: posaunegr (reply)
post date: 10.12.04 (10:56 pm)
I don't mean to sound nieve, but there really is such a thing as a "booty call?"
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.12.04 (11:38 pm)
Reply to: posaunegr
Uh, hell yeah. I get 2-3 of them a week from exes... Granted I never take them up on it.
Come on, you've never made or received one?
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (7:36 am)
curious. i thought booty calls were fun and spontaneous...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (7:44 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Maybe it's the moon or something... I got a "Hi how ya doing?" email from someone from my past overnight. He's planting the seeds - it's the ONLY reason why he'd be trying to make contact.
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (9:41 am)
How do you creatively request a booty call? That is something I have never been good at. The creative part. grrr
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (10:20 am)
Reply to: gambit3131
Perhaps your girlfriend can make some suggestions. LMAO
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (10:43 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Wow. He actually acknowledges my existence.
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (12:24 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Sorry, I actually haven't. Maybe I haven't "lived" yet?
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (2:27 pm)
What a dipshit..............
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (3:49 pm)
I'm thinking ...
Could I come over for a beer and some head? See, I'm really hard up and you're not hard to look at it and I would just love to hit that and leave tomorrow. Whaddya say?
Does that work? LMAO!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (4:17 pm)
Reply to: Saint027
That would require a signed and notarized permission slip from J.
(I had another one pop up via email this am.)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 10.14.04 (7:36 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Sorry, I wasn't offering my services ;) Although I had another "Accomplishment" the other night that you would have been proud of. I think I got this thing down now.
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