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| The Gift |
| 10.08.04 (6:06 pm) [edit] |
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Often when I'm taking a pee (sorry it's relevant), my cat Sassy often comes in to say hello and get patted on the head. Yesterday morning, she comes in from outside and drops a f'ing cockroach at my feet! It's alive! I jump up off the throne and I'm looking for something to smush it with. (I'm a single girl, so there are no magazines or other reading materiall laying around there). I almost fall over myself because my shorts are down and now around my ankles. I finally grab a big glass candle and squash it. Sassy was rather proud of her gift to me. |
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 10.08.04 (3:24 pm)
Oh that Sassy girl. LOL She sure does know how to keep you on your toes.
Now if she could just get that bloody possum.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 10.08.04 (3:24 pm)
Oops that newbie was me...what's up with tBLOG??? Ugh.
posted by: baileydog (reply)
post date: 10.08.04 (4:52 pm)
so could you say then that your cat scared the piss out of you. lol.
posted by: producerboy (reply)
post date: 10.08.04 (8:46 pm)
In Texas, the cockroaches bring the cats indoors.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.08.04 (9:58 pm)
Reply to: producerboy
Don't remind me... I almost wasn't born b/c of a palmetto bug. And I almost died from a palmetto bug when I was 8.
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 10.08.04 (10:55 pm)
LOL hell i'm surprised she didn't kill it first.
posted by: TigerLilly (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (6:08 am)
wow what a clever pussy!...oh the image in my head...rotfl
posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (7:33 am)
my family calls that "potty pals"! imagine my tiny little potty room, separate from the rest of the bath, with 5 fricken' pups in there with me...LOLOL!!!
roaches...ewwwww
she needs to check out her gift list!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (11:54 am)
Reply to: Mimi
The other cat likes to hang out in my shower during the night, I'll go in half-asleep to pee and she starts batting at the shower curtain. Scares the pee right outta me.
I cannot imagine 5 pups. I would shut the door!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (11:55 am)
Reply to: TigerLilly
I have no doubt I am loved, but I would prefer not to have that love expressed thru setting live (or dead) creatures at my feet. I prefer shiny baubles. LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (11:56 am)
Reply to: Atomsk
They usually bat them around for a while. Pawing at them. When I was in an apt eons ago (with an occasional roach appearance) my other cat used to take the legs off one side of them (how I have no idea!) and watch them go around in circles. Sadistic kitty eh?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (11:57 am)
Reply to: baileydog
Actually, I stopped midstream. .. LOL
posted by: uniquelaughter (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (12:04 pm)
LOL...
thats definitely not cool. If that was me, i'd have screamed for anyone to come and help.
I HATE cockroaches.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (2:25 pm)
Reply to: uniquelaughter
No one to help me but the other cat..
And who doesn't hate roaches?
posted by: uniquelaughter (reply)
post date: 10.10.04 (7:03 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
thats true.
*shudders* poor you :)
posted by: LarryConley (reply)
post date: 10.11.04 (6:13 am)
Cats SO rock....
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