I SWEAR my horoscope must say something like "Stay in bed today and pull the covers over your head!"

1) My car has been at the dealership since Tuesday to have warranty work. Was *supposed* to be ready Thursday morning. Friday afternoon, he *swore* it would be ready. Was anything fixed? Nope. PLUS there is scratches on my front bumper and the roof of my car. My "Service Professional" and the GM of the dealership both received, shall we say, a rather unpleasant voicemail.

2) I bought another Get Well card for Airborne. Got home, and for the life of me, I don't know where it is. I tore the car and house apart. Dammit. Airborne, it's the thought that counts dammit. GRRRR.

3) I get the mail. There is a notice that a bench warrant is being issued for me in 10 days for a parking ticket from 8/02 for $250. I had parked in a handicapped parking spot (with a valid permit). However, the county cop decided to write me a ticket nonetheless. I took the permit and the ticket over to the Recorder's Court. I was given a receipt that I provided proof. (Good thing I kept it) So the letter says to fax proof to a particular number. That number is to a home improvement store. There is also a phone number to call for more information. That is to a global communications company and they assured me they have nothing to do with my county's parking tickets. Why am I not surprised at their ineptitude?

I'm gonna go crawl into bed now. Maybe I should bring a bottle of tequila. Anyone wanna join me?