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Van Halen & Me
09.17.04 (10:12 pm)   [edit]

Well, well, well. I'm back from my evening with "Overnight Bag Boy" and Van Halen...


The seats were great (at $100 a ticket - they damn well better have been!)


The opening band (no clue on their name) was so cliche. The lead singer was in a black wife beater and jeans - loooooong  hair. I kept thinking that he wouldn't look so short on stage if he cut his hair some. The sound sucked and I was distracted.


I started counting the mullets I saw...


There were two 'gentlemen' sitting to my left. When the house lights went down, they lit up a joint. These guys were high-fiving and slamming down beers. They could not stand up without swaying. I got elbowed in my boobs many times and even got an elbow in my eye. (Not sure if I'll have a shiner tomorrow)


They opened with "JUMP" - which, I'm sorry, but David Lee Roth just made that song his own. Then I saw Eddie. Poor Eddie. I kept thinking - 'give the poor boy a sandwich'. He was skin and bones. Although he was hopping/running all over the stage - the poor guy needed to be plumped up. A lot of very long guitar solos - and, they were rather sloppy.


Michael Anthony looks EXACTLY the same as 25 years ago. I'm thinking "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" would be perfecto for him. Imagine what they could do with him!!!


Sammy looked the same. He's the epitome of a 'cool rock star'. However, the dude was spending more time autographing shit than he was singing. ENOUGH!

Finally, Alex Van Halen absolutely whaled on the drums. He certainly hasn't lost his touch.


Total Mullet count 37.

 


posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 09.17.04 (9:32 pm)

Look who is NUMBER ONE!!!!! Way to go Scubs :)

OU812 lives on



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (3:59 am)

Reply to: irishred
LOL - thanks. I'm merely there b/c CP's been attending to his dad and Kraze's internet access is down. Fret not, I will happily hand over the reign & the reins to someone else. ;)



posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (4:03 am)

only 37?? im in shock, i would have guessed way more.



posted by: producerboy (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (4:09 am)

I always thought that AVH was the looker in the band anyway,... did DLR ever get out of breath?

I can remember the time when if you were going to make 'boob contact' with chick next to you, you'd at least TRY to use you hands,....

My assistant, Logie, went to see Incubus last night,... with any luck she was able to party with the guys afterward. Logie thinks that there all hot and everthang. I'll get her play by play on Monday,...

Glad you're going to concerts instead of plugging roof leaks.



posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (7:03 am)

LOL the mullet count was a nice touch



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (1:37 pm)

Reply to: producerboy
Alex? The looker? You ARE kidding, aren't you????



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (1:38 pm)

Reply to: Atomsk
I'm always counting mullets. ;)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (1:42 pm)

Reply to: producerboy
These guys weren't the brightest anway. I actually have a little bit of a bruise under my eye from his elbow...



posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 09.18.04 (5:37 pm)

Alex kicks ass. I know Eddie's got some screws loose, because at one point he thought that playing synthesizers was as cool as playing cocaine-fueled guitar solos.

Which reminds me, hehehe, did they play "Why Can't This Be Love"? That would have been perfect for Mr. Overnight Bag.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.19.04 (12:29 am)

Reply to: brogonzo
Yes, they did play that song and I was chuckling at the 40-somethings in front of me playing air guitar and high-fiving during the song. And then there was the drunks. I didn't really pay much attention to Mr. Overnight Bag during the show. He had a goofy smile on his face the entire time...



posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 10.06.04 (8:35 pm)

I finally had a chance to read the VanHalen blog!! LOL It takes me awhile but I get here eventually.

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