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| Diva vs. Ants Part Four |
| 09.14.04 (10:34 am) [edit] |
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I headed out to the backyard to pick more tomatoes from my garden when I stumbled upon yet ANOTHER f'ing ant hill. This one is 3x bigger than the last two. So I break out the "guaranteed to kill all your ants in a week" crap that obviously doesn't work more than relocate the ants to another spot in my yard to kill whatever remaining grass I have left stuff. It says to apply 3-5 tablespoons. What if I apply 3-5 cups instead? Remember that story I posted about the people burning down their house because of the bees? I think I understand. I thought they were nuts but I am seeing the light. I'm thinking a flamethrower might be the next move. With my luck, I would burn down the house, and what would be left? The anthill, of course. |
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (8:20 am)
Are you expecting rain anytime soon? I notice here in TX the ant hills grow 5 times the size just before a storm. I think you could apply as much as you want. But you'll run out quicker. Laugh.
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (8:36 am)
you don't need to use a flamethrower just pack some m80s down the whole and watch there explode. LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (8:42 am)
Reply to: gambit3131
We should have Hurricane Ivan blowing thru Georgia Friday or Saturday...
While I was sprinkling the granules on it, I was thinking "Die you little fuckers DIE!"
I need help, don't I?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (8:42 am)
Reply to: Atomsk
The latest anthill is like 18 inches from my house. I was thinking explosives might not be the way to go...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (8:44 am)
Reply to: gambit3131
Do you spend a lot of time noting the speed to which your anthills grow? If so, dude, you have WAAAY too much free time.
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (9:01 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
No, I don't spend much time on this subject. I just notice as I walk that on some days the hills are huge and other days they are not. I think it has something to do with breasts. Everything can be traced back to breasts.. Laugh.
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (9:02 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
NO, you don't need help. I have done the same thing. But usually with the sugar ants on my counter. Those things are annoying and they never go away.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (9:13 am)
Reply to: gambit3131
I may not need help, but clearly your anthill/breast correlation indicates some serious psychological issues... :P
posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (9:14 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Touche'
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (10:16 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Yeah but blowing stuff up is always fun to do LOL
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (3:05 pm)
C4. Four pounds placed correctly should accomplish a few things.
1. Get rid of the ants.
2. Get rid of your yard (it'll grow back ...)
3. Knock all the shingles off your roof that you wanted me to replace anyways.
4. Provide you with some measure of amusement, cuz as someone else pointed out, blowing shit up is fun!!
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (5:26 pm)
I dont mind ants as long as they stay *outside* of the house. I have been pretty lucky that way. I have seen only two or three ants inside and I killed them with a shoe and threw the dead bodies outside so their little ant friends could see what happens to ants who come *inside*
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 09.14.04 (7:06 pm)
LOL - That sucks...you all have fireants out there too, dontcha?
Damn...those critters are so pesky. Had em in Texas too...totally don't miss them!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.15.04 (3:40 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
These are just plain old black ants...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.15.04 (3:41 am)
Reply to: lynne
No ants inside (watch me jinx myself!). However, these anthills kill my yard! (what is still alive, that is)
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 09.15.04 (4:29 am)
soooo.... you go get yurself this GIGANTIC magnifying glass and....
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.15.04 (5:00 am)
Reply to: verucassalty
and admire my large pores and wrinkles up close? LOL
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 09.15.04 (8:55 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
well you could do that first.. and then take out all the pent up aggression that builds and burn the fuckers!!! lmao!
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