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| Overnight bag? |
| 09.08.04 (9:52 am) [edit] |
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I had a date come over to 'fix' me dinner Monday night. He said he was a 'great cook' and since my toe was the size of Texas and hurt to walk, and a monsoon was approaching, I figured ok. He'd cook something 'fabulous' and we'd watch a movie. Apparently "great cook" in guyspeak means putting a chicken breast in some bottled marinade and a bag of prepared greens and dressing. (If the meal isn't burnt, it equates to a 'great meal'???) So, then I let him choose a movie. Now I have a pretty extensive DVD collection - well over 200 flicks. What does he choose? Tootsie. (Is this guy straight???) This guy and I have had 3 dates - one smooch that was not exactly toe-curling. (4.5 on a scale of 1-10). He goes out to his car after the movie and he brings an OVERNIGHT bag! Ok - first of all, I gave him ZERO indication of things progressing to the point of him getting lucky. And even more so to spend the night? And to bring an overnight bag? Um, hello? I didn't even want to ask if he had his granimal jammies in there... At that point I laughed and sent his ass home. I felt bad that it was pouring down rain - sideways - and winds of like 50mph, but he pissed me off big time. An overnight bag? WTF! |
posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (7:53 am)
Okay, Scuba... where do you find these guys? :) Just had to ask...
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (10:28 am)
I know! Where *do* you find these guys?
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (10:49 am)
I dunno...seems like when you get invited over to a date's place, it's almost an invitation for *some*thing to happen. I never bring a bag. I like to flee asap!
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (10:52 am)
OMFG!!! TOOTSIE?!?!? AN OVERNIGHT BAG?!?!?
dude, i have more masculinity than that.
im ROFL here :P
posted by: deviant1 (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (11:12 am)
granimal? what the hell is that
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (2:48 pm)
No kidding, an overnight bag! LOL
I once asked one of the doctors at work if he could surgically remove the "jerk magnet" from my forehead!!
I went on a date with this guy, once, who took me to a stripper club! eeeww!
posted by: ReDPLaiDChUcKs (reply)
post date: 09.08.04 (6:09 pm)
lmfao...Tootsie..pahahahaha..
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.09.04 (4:13 am)
Reply to: deviant1
Granimals is/was a clothing line for kids that made matching clothes easy - you matched the 'granimal' tags for a perfect ensemble. I think they were sold at sears.
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 09.09.04 (5:16 am)
Well, I suppose it never hurts to be prepared... but still, that was damn tacky.
Unless the rest of your movie collection consists of Richard Simmons videos, I'd say "Tootsie" was a mistake. Maybe he hadn't seen it and didn't know what it was about?
Oh well. Seriously though, Scuba... the men who seem to surround you sure strike me as puds. Reading your blog is an ego boost:
"Man, I'm glad I'M not as stupid as that guy!"
posted by: LeananSidhe (reply)
post date: 09.09.04 (10:43 am)
Good gawd! The cheeky shit! He must have thought he was a bludy fantastic cook, that or the roofies he put in your meal didn't take effect!
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 09.09.04 (11:58 am)
LOL - What a jackass...he so has like NO clue.
I still can't get over the Tootsie thing. LOL Maybe he was trying to send you a message. ??
posted by: kratesis (reply)
post date: 09.09.04 (7:13 pm)
Lol this guy sounds like one of those bad dates people write about in books! Where did you find him??? Good thing you sent him packing or else he could have been proposing the next date!!!!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:02 am)
Reply to: kratesis
My entire dating 'career' is the stuff people write about. (Why do you think I blog?)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:06 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
That message being he wants to dress up in my clothes? Hmmm... Interesting... I think my bluntness would have to be gagged to avoid my laughing hysterically at him if that was the case.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:09 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
Yes, he had seen it before. Said he 'hadn't seen it in ages' and 'loved it'. Also said he loved the theme song.
Consider my blog a public service to you guys on what NOT to do. ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:14 am)
Reply to: lynne
Where do I find these guys? I think the new question should be 'why do these men seem to gravitate to me?'
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:14 am)
Reply to: nullfactor
I meet them all over the place - the farmer's mkt, restaurants, friends parties, concerts... Then there's always the 'fix-ups'.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:15 am)
Reply to: verucassalty
It's scary when the female in the relationship has bigger balls than the male.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (4:16 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I was explicitly clear that we were going to have dinner and watch a movie and "NOTHING MORE". I even said that I was interested in no dessert of any form or fashion.
How much clearer could I be?
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (6:45 am)
it's the least you could do for a great cook to let him sleeep over! poor feller
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (6:56 am)
Reply to: riverrat338
A bottled marinade does not a great cook make.
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 09.10.04 (7:25 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
dating drove me to blog too.
we got all sorts of drama... lol
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 09.11.04 (11:12 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Hehehe Perhaps. Maybe he was trying to see if you'd react the way Jessica Lange did to the gussied up version of Dustin Hoffman...::shrug::
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