Oh joy. The hot plumber called. And now he has me on the phone with his 6 year old daughter. I'm not very good at conversing with tricycle motors.  I knew I shouldn't have answered the phone... And what is so f'ing annoying is that he calls from his cell phone that has NO signal in his home. You all know how ANNOYING it is when you hear 15% of a phone conversation and try to decipher the rest. (I thought he said "my hand on your breast" but I somehow doubt that since his daughter was in the room.)

And Kilt Boy called - wanted me to come over for 'company'. He's such a tool. I told him that I had plans. I'd rather catch up on my ironing and file my belly button lint than pop over to his place... Why can't people just say what's on their mind? Like "I want you to come over so I can boink you - or at least TRY to get in your pants"?

Anyhoo, decided to take a break from the male species tonight. Have dates for the rest of the weekend. Plus a friend wants to set me up - I'm rather wary - but he is pretty perceptive about me. So that one is up in the air...