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| Diva vs the Hammock Part Deux |
| 08.15.04 (6:05 pm) [edit] |
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I decided to sit outside this afternoon and sun my legs/toes while reading a book. In my hammock. I now have a theory about my inability to balance in it comfortably. Apparently, one side of my body must weigh 20lbs more than the other. That would explain why I keep getting tossed out. Or... earth's gravitational pull under my deck is off kilter? I can't figure it out. But by dammed if my cats didn't sit there and laugh at me again. No tuna for them!
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posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (3:42 pm)
Must be that bruise on your backside is swelling.
posted by: alltheblogthatsfittoprint (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (4:03 pm)
ha ha... i have a hammock and never had a problem getting comfortable or staying put .... this isn't a discount version you bought off of ebay or anything like that is it? hee hee
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (4:37 pm)
Reply to: alltheblogthatsfittoprint
Nope, not a discount one at all. It's by Coleman or something like that.
And, for the record, I had drunk nothing but seltzer water. ;)
posted by: justjoking (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (6:55 pm)
my problem isn't staying in the hammock...its getting in*
posted by: Daisymae (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (9:16 pm)
I'm sorry...but I had to laugh...
posted by: ODUwildman (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (11:28 pm)
Hammocks kick ass....
wish I had one while watching some of these things they call "sports" at the Olympics.
Wrestling starts in a week.... blergh
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (4:15 am)
I have had a hammock in the past lol and had no problems getting in and out of it.. it's all abt balance Scubs... but then again, maybe you just have it fixed wrong, cos if not staright and off kilter, you'll always have a balance problem! hehe! LMAO! :D
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (5:35 am)
Reply to: ODUwildman
Maybe they could come up wtih a new Olympic sport. Drunken Hammock Mounting?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (5:36 am)
Reply to: Daisymae
No problemo. I'm laughing too.
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (6:45 am)
Does your hammock have spreaders. I have a backpacking hammock that is hard to get in and out of but it doesnt have spreaders. I havent had any trouble with a hammock that does.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (6:49 am)
Reply to: lynne
Spreaders? What's that? I have a spreader for fertilizer, but I don't think that's what we're talking about. LOL
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (11:46 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
A spreader is a stick with holes in it that the ropes of the hammock go through. It spreads them out.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (12:45 pm)
Reply to: lynne
Yep, it has those.
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