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Crime Prevention
08.15.04 (9:30 am)   [edit]

A couple of months ago, I had blogged about some subtle ways to deter break-ins, including leaving a size 15 pr of muddy workboots at the front door or a sign warning of a boa constrictor loose in the house.


Got another one for you...


Leave a bunch of spent shotgun shells on the back porch.


:)

 


posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (6:39 am)

Where do you come up with all this Scubs? hehe! LMAO ! :)



posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (7:02 am)

I just have three snarling dogs. That seems to work for me :)



posted by: Horsie07 (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (9:22 am)

interesting ideas. lol. but a real cold hearted person, a determinded one, ur not gonna scare off that way



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (11:28 am)

Reply to: Horsie07
With shotgun casings, big-ass boots on the doorstep - you're gonna make someone think twice.



posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (12:58 pm)

my dog scared off someone trying to break-in to my house a couple years ago.. it was in the middle of the night.. now, i know my dog is protective, and she has a bark that sounds bigger than she is.. but the intensity of her growl that night made the hair stand up on the back of my neck, and i had that panicky feeling in the back of my throat.. she leaps off the bed and tears down the stairs right to the back door.. im freaked.. and i go downstairs, to find my the back door of my porch open.. and i look and catch a glimse of a guy in a white shirt turn around the side of the house behind me..

she is the best deterent i could ever have..





posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (3:41 pm)

Great stuff. How about changing the boa constrictor sign to "Look out for the giant free-range African cobra" or maybe "Beware of the Leopard"?



posted by: moose (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (6:56 pm)

hahaha



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (7:58 pm)

Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I don't want my neighbors to run me from the 'hood.



posted by: RedneckOtaku (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (6:39 am)

Here's an idea my Dad had a while back:

1: Put up a clothes line up if you don't have one.

2: Go out and buy the largest pair of panties you can find; preferably some that would fit a 400 pound person.

3: Smear a little bit of peanut butter on the inside.

4: Leave them hanging outside all the time.

People would think twice before breaking into this house.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (6:41 am)

Reply to: RedneckOtaku
Why would a really fat woman be a deterrent for robbing a house?



posted by: RedneckOtaku (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (7:50 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
1: A greater chance someone's always home.
2: Any money would be invested in food.
3: Who would want to take a chance that she might be nakid when you enter.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (12:56 pm)

Reply to: RedneckOtaku
Eww. My neighborhood doesn't allow laundry lines and I wouldn't want the attention. I think I'm better off sticking to the boots and shell casings.



posted by: Horsie07 (reply)
post date: 08.19.04 (6:16 am)

great ideas and all. funny really... but what do u do if the people breaking in no u personally?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.19.04 (8:44 am)

Reply to: Horsie07
I hope I don't have any friends that would break in personally. They are all under the impression I'm packign heat.

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