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| Fri the 13th STRIKES! |
| 08.13.04 (12:40 pm) [edit] |
|
Why Do I Not Think sometimes???? 1. Paint toes/fingers ravishing fire engine red. 2. Mop floor. 3. Accidentally spill Diet Dr. Pepper on off-white carpeted stairs. 4. Realize that towels, etc require back-tracking over aforementioned freshly mopped floor. 5. Gently 'tip-toe' across wet floor. 6. Bust ass on aforementioned wet floor. 7. Mess up freshly-painted wet nails. 8. Look up to see 2 cats also walking thru wet floor, mocking me. 9. Fuckers. 10. Happy Friday the 13th. |
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:26 am)
Gawd, sounds like fun. How bad did you wipe out? Was it a trip sort of thing or a feet-out-from-underneath-you-spread-eagled-on-the-ground thing?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:31 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
I think I bruised my ass. Wanna check for me?
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:34 am)
awwww. yeh cat's have a dark sense of humor.
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:47 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Apparently there IS a God.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:50 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
(Lifts skirt, moves racy red lacy panties aside for Bro to investigate)
You might need to get up close and use your hand to see if there are any bumps.
Muwhahahaha
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:57 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
None here.... none here... is this one? No... wait... better check that one... nope, not a bump... ok, good here.... hmm.... could you lean forward a bit? Thanks... ok, good here....
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (11:05 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
Thank you so much for checking for me. However can I show my gratitude?
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (11:10 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
No thanks are in order yet. You may, of course, have inadvertently bruised other areas. In the interest of safety, we should probably check the rest.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (11:11 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
(Tosses clothes aside and casts arms wide apart for further inspection)
In your dreams buddy! LOL
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (11:20 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
OOooh. Owch. Well, it was a nice idea.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (5:51 pm)
Awwwwwwwww. :-(
Hope you recovered well. LOL What a way to commemorate Friday 13th.
Haven't had anything 'off' happen to me so I'm not gonna complain though. LOL
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (7:42 pm)
man i just have to laugh at that. LOL sorry about the bad luck but you know how it goes
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.14.04 (5:28 am)
Reply to: Atomsk
I laugh about that stuff too - that's why I shared it.
On the upside, it's now the 14th, the carpet is clean, my floors are shiny and my nails are perfecto. :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.14.04 (5:28 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Thanks for the msgs last night- made me crack up.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 08.14.04 (7:37 am)
LMAO! :D
posted by: verucassalty (reply)
post date: 08.14.04 (1:26 pm)
haha!! gurl you crack me up :P
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