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| News Alert! |
| 08.08.04 (11:12 am) [edit] |
|
Friday night I got FIVE calls from THE CUTE PLUMBER. FIVE. Back and forth between my cell phone and regular phone. It was kinda late so I didn't get the calls.... I called him back yesterday afternoon to find out that he has broken up with his girlfriend of 9 months or so. (awww - seriously! they seemed to be a good match). We chat for about 30 mins. Then the bomb drops - he wants to take me out. The cute plumber wants to date me~ (He's too young, has a kid, lives in the boonies and is financially not on solid ground - so he's not someone that I would truly date. BUT... I did say maybe we could hook up next week sometime. I'd soooo love to have a smooch AND maybe he could fix that leak in my bathroom. LOL) |
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (8:16 am)
Hey you never know, he could be fun and maybe he just needs a short term rebound thing. And as you say, you could get a leak fixed ;)
posted by: theycallmestar (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (8:17 am)
haha, well maybe it will be fun
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (9:23 am)
Reply to: lynne
I've never really been the rebound type. Maybe I can negotiate my plumbing needs with his dating needs... (Oh wait, dont' that call that prostitiution?)
posted by: ignatius (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (9:48 am)
Hope you have a great time.
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (11:27 am)
Plumber... smooching... hmm. Sounds like the start of a porno to me.
posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (12:46 pm)
ohhhh, beware of the ones with no hope....they are cute and you want to save them...run, i say, run for the hills!!!! lookooouuuttt!!!
posted by: cassandrafender (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (5:23 pm)
Haha well if his buttcrack doesn't stick out of his pants when he's fixing said leak go for it!
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (6:43 pm)
i've figured you out. you are all about the kiss....i have found your achilles tendon...errr *lips*
posted by: blondebondgirl (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (10:11 pm)
i luv the cute plumber man!
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (3:36 am)
hehe! I just commented abt how they were coming out of the woodwork before reading this.. but hey if it's available why not?! Go for it hun :)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (6:14 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
Cute Plumber - Hi there. I hear you need me to fix your pipes.
Porno woman - Yes, my plumbing needs some TLC. *rips her shirt open*
Cute Plumber - I'll take care of that problem in no time!
*cheesy 70's music starts up*
LMFAO!!!!
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (6:22 am)
Reply to: Saint027
The line "I'm here to lay some pipe" has to appear in the pre-coital dialogue.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (6:55 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
Didn't even think of that. Nice one!! Wait, I think I saw that movie ...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:14 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
Isn't everything a potential porno in your mind?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:17 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
LMAO - I''ll let you know. (or maybe I won't)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:18 am)
Reply to: Mimi
I don't save men. I'm not the type to wear a cape and high-heeled boots (except upon request) LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:19 am)
Reply to: cassandrafender
He has the CUTEST ass. I referred him to all my gf's. Some had him come over for manufactured problems. (Why he's calling me instead of some of the other girls is beyond me)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:20 am)
Reply to: Saint027
If her "plumbing" was having problems, wouldn't it be her panties that she dropped - there would be no plumbing with her shirt off...
I'm relying on your expertise so in case I opt to act this out, I get it right. (LOL)_
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:21 am)
Reply to: riverrat338
Well, duh. I haven't exactly been evasive on that topic.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:22 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
but if he can do my plumbing, then all the better! LOL
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (7:45 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
You have to warm up the oven, dear. See first the girl takes her shirt off, then he pulls her close and *censored*. Then she pulls down his pants and *censored* while she *censored* herself. Then he *censored* her in return. Then its on to the *censored* pipecleaning! Geez, haven't you ever watched porn before? lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (8:25 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Nope. I'm sure you have a collection that would bring tears to RiverRat's eyes.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (8:47 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
There's a very strict formula that must be followed. Everybody knows this ...
JK. :P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (8:56 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I guess you'll have to blog about it as a public service to those of us that are, naive, to the theory.
posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (11:08 am)
Good Girl!!! LOL! xoxox
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (11:47 am)
Oh wow...still got guys resurfacing from all over the place, huh?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (12:14 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
George called 2x more today. (I have lost track of how many unreturned/unreplied emails at this point)
I sent him an email a little while ago saying "BACK OFF" and "Don't call me, I'll call you".
I will get REALLY nasty next time. Hell hath no fury like Diva getting pissed.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (3:47 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Hehehe - What a fucking dork! Geez...he's meandering way over into the semi-stalker category now.
Remind me not to piss you off. LOL I have a feeling you're good at fucking some shit up if you need to. ;-)~
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (5:40 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Actually, I have a male friend who is now aware of the situation and is offering to make, some, um, shall we say, 'follow up calls' to him to, um, gently encourage him to stop. BUT, no calls this evening - or emails. Maybe it's stopped?
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (5:51 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Good thinking, just in case.
LOL - Maybe he finally got it through his thick skull...either that or he's off thinking up other ways to show you he's interested. Who knows, maybe a 5 piece ensemble will be knocking on your door tonight. LOL
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