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Does your Masseuse Feel U?
07.27.04 (7:16 am)   [edit]
I'm off to a massage. First one in several years. I had a bad masssage experience about 2 years ago. A friend had given me a certificate for a Day at a Spa as a gift. A place I had never heard of before. Wasn't exactly the calibre of salons I'm accustomed to.

Anyway. I had a facial and a body wrap. Then a body massage. I undressed and was under the sheet. The masseuse walked in. He gave off a creepy vibe. When I was on my tummy, he got a little too close to my ass but I said that was enough and flipped over. He brushed my breasts a couple of times. Then at the end, he asked if there was 'anything else that needed attention'. I said it was great. He reached in for my twat. NO mistaking what he was doing. I jumped off the table, wrapped in the sheet and ran out of the room.

I told the mgr what had happened - which the masseuse denied. I dressed. Then she told me to sign my cc receipt for the 'mandatory 20% gratuity'. I refused and told her she was lucky I was not calling the police.

I finally wrote REFUSED due to inappropriate contact by masseuse on the charge slip, took my copy and walked out. She was hollering that they were running the card. I told her I was on the phone with my cc company and advising them to decline any charges made by the place.

This time, I'm keeping my undies on. ;)
 


posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (4:34 am)

urgh that's despicable. you put your faith in something like this in the hopes of finding a moment to relax and you get felt up. not cool, scuba - i hope the bastard got fired.
x r x



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (4:42 am)

I was gonna say summin samrt here, but then I thought it must have been a bit of an ordeal for you lol... I guess that's the risk you take when you are vulnerable like that... but keeping your knickers on might be a great idea this time around. Have fun lol, and I hope it does you the world of good! :D



posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (4:51 am)

that is terrible. what a horrible way to ruin what is supposed to be a relaxing experience. Indeed they *are* lucky you didnt call the police.




posted by: kraniumdamage (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (4:52 am)

you should have kicked him hard down there........ the world is filled with weirdos



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (4:52 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
I will try. Too bad there's not a guy around here that can give a good, long massage. Most of my experience in that area consists of three hard shoulder rubs and that counts as 'foreplay'. UGH.



posted by: aniTina (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (5:26 am)

Are you serious - that is so shady... I keep my undies on during a massage - it makes me feel like I have some coverage - even if it is just a thong... Hope your massage went better this time... Poor thing...



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (5:29 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Haha! I would have been happy to oblige lol... alas the distant is a bitch!! Hope it goes well lol! :)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (5:36 am)

Reply to: aniTina
I've heard that some masseuses DO offer that as an 'extra'. But this guy was old, reminded me of a mountain man meets granola guy. Had he looked like CP or Saint or RiverRat... (Kidding!)



posted by: aniTina (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (5:50 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Are you serious - not at any place I have been to... must be going to the wrong spots - (KIDDING!)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (6:33 am)

Reply to: aniTina
It's not something that they 'advertise' but I have some friends that have mentioned it before... I think Sex & the City did an episode on it too.



posted by: aniTina (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (7:15 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Yeah - might get a little freaked out too - if the guy justs starts to proceed without permission... :-( I remember that episode of Sex and the City - haha!



posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (9:26 am)

wow thats just down right low and dirty. Glad you refused payment and all. Good move with the note on cc receipt.



posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (10:58 am)

That's just NUTS! What a messed up operation. I bet you could have that whole place shut down.

I always go fully nude for my massages too...but haven't had to bust open a can of whoop on anyone. I guess I've been pretty fortunate in that department.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (3:36 pm)

Reply to: SheSpecies
It was so-so. Didn't get felt up. But didn't leave feeling all tingley and floaty. :(



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (3:37 pm)

Reply to: aniTina
There was a REALLY hot male massueuse but I got a female that was so-so.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (3:38 pm)

Reply to: Atomsk
They are lucky I didn't decide to throw a complete scene. I can't remember why - I must have had somewhere to be afterwards.



posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (4:33 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva

so you're going to one of those parents that yells and screams at there kids in the middle of the department store eh. LOL man i remeber my mom doing that to me. LOL



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (8:01 pm)

Reply to: Atomsk
Uh no. I have zero desire to spawn. No tricycle motors coming from my loins.



posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (8:27 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva

LOL geez when you say spawn you make it sound like you would be unleashing a plague onto the earth. LOL



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (9:02 pm)

Reply to: Atomsk
Me reproducing pretty much would be a plague. ;)



posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (12:17 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Hehehe Well, at least you weren't groped inappropriately. ;-)

Maybe the masseuse didn't go deep enough? LOL

I get all tingly and floaty if the therapist is a hottie. ;-)



posted by: aniTina (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (12:21 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Ahhhh... too bad... ;-)

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