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Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army
07.22.04 (5:35 pm)   [edit]
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan [b]"Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.[/b]
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.

Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

 


posted by: starstory (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (3:42 pm)

are you kidding? THATS CRAZY!



posted by: jbrookins (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:13 pm)

hehe, you didn't catch me on that title I was coming here anyway.

As to the post, I wonder aren't they busy enough right now? We have plenty of wounded service members with real problems.



posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (8:30 pm)

oh goodie now my 50+ year mom can finally get that boob job she always wanted



posted by: jbrookins (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (9:20 pm)

Sometimes I wish I wasn't a visual person. LOL



posted by: TigerLilly (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (11:27 pm)

That is so f'ing bad!!!...How thw heck is it alowed!..Like the surgens are ever going to need to do an emergency boob job in the field!!!....Im absolutely outraged!..*signs up imediately*



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (5:44 am)

Reply to: jbrookins
Would you prefer to be a tactile person? LOL



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (5:46 am)

Reply to: Atomsk
That's a visual I really didn't need. ;)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (5:49 am)

Reply to: jbrookins
That was the title from the AP posting. Sometimes I think I can't do better than they do.



posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (5:57 am)

there is one woman that i see on a regular basis at the food court of the local mall across from where i work that is obviously a grateful recipient of this "benefit"! her hips are about 28", her waist, all of 18" and her bosom, well I would venture to guess about 48" or so...she looks ridiculous! but she walks like she is all that! silly girl!



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:09 am)

That should have women all over America joining shouldn't it? Most are obese and if not... the rest all wanna Pamela Anderson type boobies.... all except you of course Scubs :-P



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:13 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
Of course, I used to have natural Pamela Anderson boobs and got rid of them.

Well, they weren't THAT big. I don't know how the hell that girl does anything with them.



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:15 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
So you wont be joining up then? huh? :-P



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:42 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the military. I have issues with authority figures. And the shoes just wouldn't cut it!



posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:46 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
I could whip you into shape!! lol

I heard about this on the radio the other day. What a bunch of crap. There are plenty of other things that money would be better spent on. Like bullets.



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:47 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
That doesn't surprise me... esp the quip abt the shoes lol! :-P



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:52 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
For some reason, I don't think that strappy sandals are standard military issue. ;)



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (6:54 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
No me neither!! LMAO! :D



posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (8:47 am)

Our military must have bad aim. We can't kill the enemy with our weapons, so we'll try to "knock 'em dead" by our looks. Genius!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (9:18 am)

Reply to: nullfactor
Interesting theory. As Muslim men are supposed to kill themselves if they see a naked woman other than his spouse - we could get the front lines of nekkid women and we'll clear 'em out in one fell swoop.



posted by: LarryConley (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (11:40 am)

Couple of points....

1)I'm pretty sure that the army has a fair number of plastic surgeons on staff so its not like they don't have the trained staff.

2) This is probably only a change that has their insurance cover the procedure. ::shrug:: I'm pretty sure my medical insurance covers the procedure (though why a guy would want it......;) why shouldn't theirs?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (2:26 pm)

Reply to: XAirborneRTO
You're just jealous b/c the DEA doesn't offer it, does it? LOL



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (2:29 pm)

Reply to: LarryConley
The guys could always have a man-boob reduction.... Or they could get other areas of their bods enlarged. Like, um, their, um, pecs?



posted by: LarryConley (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (3:02 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
heh.. I know what you were thinking..



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (9:32 pm)

Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Until proven otherwise, men are dogs. ;)



posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.25.04 (2:13 pm)

LMAO - I saw this on Good Day Live the other morning.

Pass! LOL



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.25.04 (2:45 pm)

Reply to: SheSpecies
Can you imagine the new Barbie Army edition? She'll actually be life-like! LOL

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