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| Take Him Out for a |
| 07.22.04 (8:55 am) [edit] |
|
Beavsgirl blogged about how her Hubby is going to get snipped (aka vasectomy). Reminded me of another story of the Non-Ranger. For those of you that don't recall the Non-Ranger - read up first here: (Fuck it - I gave up trying to figure out how to post the link. Click on April's entries, go to the 4/28 entry for "Payback is a Bitch). When we started dating, he said he had no kids and had been rendered sterile due to a bad case of chickenpox at 18. (Funny how he has 2 sons that were born after he was 18!) Anyway, about a year ago, he called to tell me he was going to get snipped. I asked why he was going to do it since he was sterile. He said that it was because of a history of prostate cancer in the family, blah blah blah. (Whatever - still wonder what the real story is) I asked if he needed a ride to/from the appt. (Being a caring person). He said he would be ok. He called me or I called him a few hours after his procedure. He said he was sitting on a bag of ice and it hurt but not too bad. And then he asked me to come over and put ointment on his incisions. I laughed and told him he was a big boy and could handle it himself. He then said that he couldn't have sex for a week. I told him I hoped he would make it thru that week ok. He called after the week to tell me he could have sex again. (I bet it's been years since he's actually knocked boots). I told him that I was happy for him and I hope his equipment worked perfectly. He asked if I'd like to test drive it. I said I'd pass.. Men. |
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:25 am)
argh - good thing you're not with him anymore, because he sounded like a total wanker. and with your kind rejection, he probably really is. :)
x r x
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:38 am)
Reply to: rinna
I was never "with" him. We never had sex. Or anything close to it. Which makes the entire thing even more comical.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:40 am)
Haha! You're friend does know that even though he's had the snip... it's not beyond the realms of possibility to still get someone preggers? right?!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:43 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
According to the Non-Ranger, he was sterile beforehand. Top that with the snip and the fact that his money and toys and lies can't get him laid, I don't think there's any worry of pregnancy.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:58 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
When you put it like that.... I see your point. Why didnt you ever get it on with Non-ranger?
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:58 am)
Idiocy ... the ultimate form of birth control. ROFLMAO!!
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:07 am)
LOL crazy days indeed. You know the strangest people LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:07 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
Um, re-read the blogs in April about the non-ranger. I think you'll understand.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:09 am)
Reply to: Atomsk
Doesn't everyone have these experiences?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:10 am)
Reply to: Saint027
It would be great if there was an IQ test required for reproducing.
Then again, waht about all the dumb chicks that just roll over and spread 'em?
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:13 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I think people should need some sort of waiver to reproduce. You know, like a petition. If you can find 100 people willing to vouch for continued existence in the gene pool, then you may reproduce.
I can't seem to find these alleged dumb chicks ... Perhaps they just irritate me too quickly and I can't even make it to the roll over and spread'em part!
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:16 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Will do!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (11:13 am)
Reply to: Saint027
We are bad. Very very bad.
posted by: beavsgrl (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (3:16 am)
LOL Scuba =o)
First off though...Mr.Beavs and I are not married. But,since I do not want kids,and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me...he's voluntarily getting snipped.
The doc told Mr.Beavs yesterday that while he couldn't have sex the same day of the procedure...if he felt up to it the day after than he should go ahead and have sex the day after!!
Anyway.......this Non-Ranger dude sounds like a freak! lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (5:42 am)
Reply to: beavsgrl
That reminds me - Non-Ranger called and said he could have sex and asked if I'd like to give it a test run. LMAO (I bet you can guess my response. It was something along the lines of "Hell no")
Non-Ranger was sore for a couple of days. Hopefully Mr. Beavs will be rarin' to go immediately!
posted by: beavsgrl (reply)
post date: 07.26.04 (4:16 am)
This Non-Ranger dude sounds like a MAJOR MEGA asswipe! lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.26.04 (4:43 am)
Reply to: beavsgrl
It cracks me up nowadays. To quote Mr. T:
I pity da fool.
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