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| The Straight Sign |
| 07.21.04 (12:19 pm) [edit] |
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I came upon a this article about men offering some sort of 'secret straight sign' to another man to let him know he's straight. Never really thought that those sort of things really existed. It reminded me of an experience I had many years ago. And revealed how f'ing naive I can be sometimes. The radio station threw a party for me to get to know everyone. It was a pretty wild event. They were rubbing pretzel sticks together to get the salt off them to do tequila shots. A guy called "The House Fairy" took me under his "wing" to introduce me to people, etc. He was sweet (in more ways than one). From appearances, I was A LOT more 'clean cut' than everyone else. The booze was gone, the party was moving on. I was standing by "The House Fairy" and a couple of other people. One woman said that they were going to another club and asked if I'd like to come. I was having fun, so I figured why not... "The House Fairy" said "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." (I'm thinking "huh?") So I follow them to the club. We go inside. C. asks me if I'd like to dance. I say I'm going to grab a drink - maybe later... I am at the bar. I order a drink. I see 2 ladies sitting next to me. They are kissing. (First time I'd seen that). Then I kinda looked around. The club was 90% female. LOTS of plaid. It hit me. C. thought I was lesbian and that's why "The House Fairy" said he'd protect me. He came up to me about then and said that when I was referring to "my girlfriend Julie" that C. thought I was referring to MY GIRLFRIEND. I laughed. C. laughed. Had fun the rest of the evening. (or was it morning). So, I tell my mother about the experience. She laughs and says... "Even I know that's a lesbian club!" I felt like such a dork. Here's the link to the inspirational article http://www.blacktable.com/zoellner040715.htm" title="http://www.blacktable.com/zoellner040715.htm" target="_blank"http://www.blacktable.com/zoe... |
posted by: deviant1 (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (9:40 am)
LMAO!
Yes, this is entirely true! I used to do this on a regular basis in order to be quite clear to new people that I am NOT gay.
If you are well groomed and well spoken and DO NOT do this people sometimes get the wrong idea.
It happens more often than one would think :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (9:43 am)
Reply to: deviant1
Do you use the standard "man, she is hot?" or perhaps "I'd like to hit that!"?
posted by: kozzy (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (9:53 am)
pop
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (10:02 am)
Hehehehe Wild night for the Diva.
posted by: deviant1 (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (10:28 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Depends on the level of homophobia of the listener:
"Man, shes hot!" is generally good enough but in extreme situations you might have to resort to
"Mmmm MMMM Mmmm, I sure would like to tap that ass!"
You have to be flexible to be effective :)
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (11:00 am)
you know you love to get the lesbian attention baby!!
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (11:41 am)
I dont know what top say to this.... but will erm... suffice? :-P
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (11:41 am)
LMAO!! :D
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (11:51 am)
lol man thats just as bad as when we took my this guy down to "Lips" in san diego. Its a gay club but it used to be drag night on thrusdays and all. Man that was some good laughs i should blogg about that tonight. LOL
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (12:00 pm)
how old is that article and all. I've know to do that since i started on the dating scene. LOL I thought it was common knowlege and all.
posted by: luluthebrit (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (4:36 pm)
i never knew such things existed either.
posted by: tngirl6599 (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (6:17 pm)
wow! gay bars are the best, although my experience was in a mostly male gay bar, there were plenty of lesbians to go around, it's amazing how hospitable they are. in my experience, as soon as they figured out i was straight,the gay guys were all trying to take care of me.... awesome place to party!
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (7:11 pm)
I've been to a few lesbian clubs and I've always left smiling. The music is always good and nobody grabs your ass on the dance floor!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (4:49 am)
Reply to: luluthebrit
it makes sense though, doesn't it? LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (4:50 am)
Reply to: tngirl6599
I've been to oodles of gay bars - in fact, the city of Atlanta is trying to shut down the most popular one...
The lesbian place was more low-key - kind of like a really bad country-western bar. I couldn't tell you what music was played though -I think I had that impression b/c of all the plaid flannel shirts... LOL
posted by: deviant1 (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (5:33 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Ohhh baby! plaid flannel! Wooo hooo!
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (6:28 am)
lol! my, how you lose sight of the plaid when you're having fun!
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:09 am)
I never knew I needed such things. Perhaps I'm just not attractive to my own sex. I've certainly never been into a gay or lesbian bar. I'm sure I would have picked up on that, although I do tend to be fairly oblivious to these things. My buddies wandered into this place in Palm Springs once called the Tool Shed ...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:11 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Just about as bad as my naivete - the place was called "Lipstix"
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (7:20 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Yeah, that doesn't leave a whole lot to be misinterpreted. Still not as bad as the Tool Shed. They were in there for a while too. The bar actually posted a pic on their website of the look on their faces when 4 Marines discovered they were in a gay bar. It went around on the base email. Way too funny. They were mortified.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (11:18 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Were you one of them, considering your own naivete?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.23.04 (2:25 pm)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Apparently, we have a lot to learn from you.
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