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| Garage Sale Idiots |
| 07.17.04 (8:50 am) [edit] |
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I'm cursed with being an early riser. I was up until 2a.m. yet my internal cuckoo-clock went off at 6a.m. I was up diddling around, cleaning, working on the closet, etc. When I hear the doorbell ring. It's 6:37a.m. I think "WTF!" I'm in my aforementioned jammies, and I go downstairs. Some strange woman is at my door. She asks when the garage sale will be starting. I look at her, puzzled, and say "What garage sale?" She said the one in the paper and the one with the sign in my yard. I tell her she's mistaken and go back upstairs. At 7:20, three cars are in my front drive. Again, someone is at my door. I tell them there is no garage sale here. He points to the sign in my yard. I walk out - and see the problem... I live at the the foot of a hill - an inverted T. The sign is supposed to point going up the hill. But the dumbfuck made a sign pointing in the wrong direction - namely at my home. I take the sign down, lay it on the curb. 7:45a.m. The sign is back up. 7:47a.m. I take the sign into my garage. Fuck 'em. I should get a bunch of shit out in my driveway and insist on a cut of their own garage sale. [b]Lesson learned: Don't go thru all the expense of advertising a garage sale with an arrow pointing the wrong way at a critical location. And don't put shit in my yard.[/b] GRRRR. |
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (6:54 am)
i tell ya. those people have a 6th sense! They're up at the buttcrack of dawn or even before daylight just to get there first. I guess they've watched antique roadshow too much and think that they'll beuy the next one item that will be estimated at $30k that they'll get for $2....scanvengers!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (7:00 am)
Reply to: riverrat338
Considering the flow of traffic coming in, I would say that they are looking for collectible Dale Jr. KFC buckets.
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (9:52 am)
ok next time i will remeber to bring the plastic bag for the dogs so they don't leave shit in your yard. LOL
posted by: Longshot (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (4:56 pm)
Thanks for the great idea!
I think I'll plan a garage sale for a jerk I know!
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (8:16 pm)
LMAO - That sucks. I hate on people when they fuck with my sleep...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.18.04 (4:15 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.18.04 (4:16 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Neighborhood Assoc. would have a problem with that. Maybe next time you can serve as a sniper on top of my house. You can log water balloons at them.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.18.04 (11:16 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
?
posted by: SeldomSeen (reply)
post date: 07.18.04 (7:24 pm)
Those people are freaks! WHy don't people just sell their crap on E-bay???
posted by: SeldomSeen (reply)
post date: 07.18.04 (7:24 pm)
Added to say, you REALLY crack me up!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.19.04 (9:39 am)
Reply to: SeldomSeen
LOL, thanks. Please seek medical attention immediately if additional cracks form!
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