Blog For Free!
Archives
Home
2008 May
2008 April
2008 March
2008 February
2008 January
2007 December
2007 November
2007 October
2007 September
2007 August
2007 July
2007 June
2007 May
2007 April
2007 March
2007 January
2006 December
2006 November
2006 October
2006 September
2006 August
2006 July
2006 June
2006 May
2006 April
2006 March
2006 February
2006 January
2005 December
2005 November
2005 October
2005 September
2005 August
2005 July
2005 June
2005 May
2005 April
2005 March
2005 February
2005 January
2004 December
2004 November
2004 October
2004 September
2004 August
2004 July
2004 June
2004 May
2004 April
My Links
Scuba Diving Pics
Pussy Pics
My Bush
My new pal Dan The Music Man's site
Scuba Diving Mag
Info on Breast Reductions
The Fair Tax
tBlog
My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images
Sponsored
Blog
| The Octopus |
| 07.16.04 (12:11 am) [edit] |
|
My dating debacles and adventures have consistently required a sense of humor. One of my first boyfriends was a perfect example... Matt and I grew up on the same street when we were kids but he moved to Dallas, Tx with his mom when his parents split. We were accidentally reunited when we were 13. He'd spend summers here with his father. We'd do Six Flags, play tennis (codeword for making out) or go to movies. That is where he earned his nickname, "The Octopus." The boy could not keep his hands to himself. Very grabby. So much so that one of my neighbors (the high school football star) was seated behind us and tapped him on the shoulder to behave himself. The Octopus was my first kiss. Retrospectively, it wasn't a toe-curler, but I had nothing to compare it to. He got his license. One night after coming back from a movie, instead of returning me home, he took me to a secluded cul-de-sac. In a very swift motion, he pulled my car seat back and was on top of me smooching. I realized we were moving. I grabbed the emergency brake, to stop the car, which ended up stopping about 6 inches from a telephone pole. (And incidentally, his crotch was in the general direction of the emergency brake.) I imagined what he would say to his dad about the brand new Mercedes with its own telephone pole. So, The Octopus takes me home. The mom said she was watching tv and we should go to my room. I looked at her like she was making a death sentence. She knew I called him The Octopus! Up to my room we go, I turn on the radio and start dancing to avoid having to sit down. Eventually, he went home. But there are a few more amusing stories to share about The Octopus... |
posted by: webster (reply)
post date: 07.15.04 (9:18 pm)
nice name.. octopus. guys should like take that name all the time.. and i mean ALL guys...
guilty as charged.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (3:44 am)
I think I was a little octopus-ish with my first gf too. She had big hooters, especially for a 13 year old. I liked to touch her boobs. I admit. Come to think of it, I still like to .... never mind :)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (8:10 am)
What did you expect from a teen? I was always the perfect gent with my g/f's but there were one or two occassions when I got carried away... but never had a gurl dance just to keep wawy from me... he sure musta sucked at kissing!! :-P
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (9:24 am)
Octopus! Love that! Hahaha
God...your Ma was trusting. Come teen years, my Ma didn't want me going back to my room with boys OR girls. LOL
posted by: LastPoeticKiss (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (9:34 am)
I WANT TO HEAR MORE AMUSING STORIES FROM HIM! don't stop nowwwww
I've never had a guy like that...maybe it's because they are scared that I'll rack them in the balls if they try to be the dominate on. lol
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (5:55 pm)
Was his name Mike, by any chance?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (7:30 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
Matt (I've dated 7 Matts in my life)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (7:32 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
He comes from a 'very wealthy' family. I think my mom was hoping it would be a permanent official thing.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (7:33 pm)
Reply to: Saint02
And you know what? I gave him that nickname at the movie "Octopussy"...
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (9:56 am)
crazy days indeed, sorry to say i don't really have that many intresting love intrest in my past and all.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (2:59 pm)
Reply to: Atomsk
I'd be happy to loan you a few if you'd like. I have oodles more.
by Redonthehead