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| Updated: Mr. Easy Access |
| 07.13.04 (4:19 pm) [edit] |
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My my, they are poking their heads out of the dark this week... I got an email from "Mr. Easy Access" today. Haven't heard from him in almost a year. The email was simple: said "Haven't talked to you in a while. What are you up to?" Now, I met Mr. Easy Access about 2 years ago at a business function. He is HOT. We're talking model-hot. Unfortunately, he knows he's hot and has an ego to match. Mr. Easy Access and I had lunch several times - primarily business but flirting ensued and it became social as well. Steamy emails and IM's. He invited me over to his new place for dinner. I asked if there was anything I should bring. His response: "Wear something with easy access." I laughed and told him to go to hell. We had a huge spat afterwards about his attitude. Haven't spoken to him since. Gee, I wonder why he's making contact now??? Updated: He emailed me again. Asked me if I was 'seeing someone'. I replied that I was touched he was concerned about my well-being. (Haven't heard back from him since!) LOL |
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (1:29 pm)
You must be vibrating SEXY! LOL Got all these guys trying to get with you. Work it!
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (1:39 pm)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I'd guess she's on a few "first resort" lists as well. lol
posted by: Greybeard (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (2:26 pm)
I've heard it said that most men have short memories…. Errr, short something anyway?
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (3:21 pm)
My god the people you meet are just crazy eh
posted by: BLOU (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (3:59 pm)
hmmmm "booty call"! :D
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:21 pm)
Maybe he thinks that after a year without his wonderfulness, you are more willing to go with some velcro fashion than you were? ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:24 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Vibrating? I told you, Mr. Trusty is DOA - the poor fella died of exhaustion. No more vibrating here... (LMAO)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:25 pm)
Reply to: Saint027
Thank you hon. Despite those horrible big baggy boxers, MWAH.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:26 pm)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Foreign Legion? You don't speak french...
And what have I rebuffed? My car has some scratches that I've tried rebuffing repeatedly with no success.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:27 pm)
Reply to: Greybeard
I can't comment on particular 'shortcomings' in the nether regions in his case. But I've never been one swayed by exterior packaging - unless they are a total slob.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:28 pm)
Reply to: Atomsk
Well, if they weren't so crazy, my blog would be pretty damn boring, wouldn't it?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:29 pm)
Reply to: BLOU
Sending an emailed booty call is even more pathetic. I'm surprised he didn't do a mailing list to a bevy of chicks that he's trying to boink.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:30 pm)
Reply to: lynne
I just wonder what his success rate for this lame approach is?
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:34 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Your welcome. Despite never seeing the toe pics as promised, I'd put you real close to the top of my "hot chicks on tblog" list. lol It must be the redhead thing. Or maybe the plastic bag workout outfit. One or the other. lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:35 pm)
Reply to: Saint027
I'm getting a new computer on the 29th. I will post it as soon as I get the software updated. And if you're nice, maybe I'll email you some 'special' pics. (wink wink)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:37 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
hee hee. You're full of #@%!, but thats ok. Whatcha gettin for a computer?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:41 pm)
Reply to: Saint027
Hopefully one that isn't possessed and shuts down at its own will...
I'm getting one configured....
And for you, I will send some special pics JUST for you.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (4:54 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
LOL - Ah RIP Mr. Trusty.
I meant you, ya silly gal! You send a sexy vibe. Must have all those fellas ringing all at once. You're putting something out there! ;-)
posted by: lwcjr (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (6:04 pm)
That's classic. Sounds like something I would say.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:02 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
I know what you meant goofball. I need to go shopping. Maybe they make some with a warranty? LOL
The vibe? It must be something I ate...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:02 pm)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
Let's see - you going Commando in Paris surrounded by french hookers... Whatever floats your boat stud. ;)
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:08 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Hehehe I doubt they come with warranties. That'd be cool though. I'd be trying to wear mine out on purpose just for fun...oh wait, I do that anyway, don't I? LOL
Something you ate? Hmmm...not yet. LOL ::falls out of her chair!::
posted by: kaskade (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:21 pm)
Hmm...sounds like he's a prick.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:24 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
I thought that would make you crack up too.
(Is MSN Messenger down there too?)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:25 pm)
Reply to: kaskade
Ya think?
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:29 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
You got that right! ;-)
MSN Messenger's working fine here.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:50 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
GRRR. Technology sucks sometime.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:54 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Can't get on, huh? :-(
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (7:56 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
She growls! Woohoo! ;-)
Got other messengers??
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (8:01 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Nope. Going to bed. Alone. Well, except with those two pussycats.
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (8:05 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Awwww. Well, sleep tight. ;-)~
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (8:14 pm)
does it matter? probaly just sees you as an unresolved challenge....a conquest.
posted by: ODUwildman (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (11:06 pm)
Probably the same reason I called my friend up the other day and finally broke my 10-month drought.
We're so hot, we can't get girls because they're all intimidated by us.
You don't actually think I believe that do you?
Regardless, when a craving for booty calls, you make a booty call.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (5:08 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
I don't have any carpet.
Just hardwood floors.
LMAO
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:03 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
That could still be taken the wrong way. lmao!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:05 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Maybe I meant it that way stud. ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:14 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
TMI, I'm at work and have to stand up soon. lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:17 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Nothing like a smooth waxed hardwood floor - the type you can just slide across. ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:26 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
LA LA LA LA LA
I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU
LA LA LA LA LA
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:33 am)
Reply to: Saint027
You are a total perv. I am talking about flooring.... Or am I?
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:36 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Oh master of the sexual innuendo!! I bow to your superior abilities!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:38 am)
Reply to: Saint027
That's MISTRESS of sexual innuendo, tyvm! ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:42 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
So you moonlight as a dominatrix? Do you wear that crazy plastic bag outfit? lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:46 am)
Reply to: Saint027
It goes back to my dive training - I earned "Dive Master" rating. But I prefer "Dive Mistress".
Get your mind out of the gutter. I'd never be a Dominatrix.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:48 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
My mind is almost ALWAYS in the gutter, but I apologize for sharing.
But there is something almost sexy about "dive mistress". hee hee
OK, I'm done now. Really.
posted by: BLOU (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (9:08 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Well you know they say that "those who can't, teach" .... maybe the reason for the e-mail .... he just couldn't manage a face to face ....:D
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (10:55 am)
Reply to: BLOU
Nah - he's got such an ego that his picture is by it in the dictionary.
If he was as fabulous as he THINKS he is, why would he be emailing me booty calls?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (6:10 pm)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I'm a southern lady - I think you know I don't behave like that.
posted by: ouzo (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (7:04 pm)
u must be hot, hahah..
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