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| Drunken Diva Beer Formula |
| 06.30.04 (6:05 am) [edit] |
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[i][b]Okay. I get a buzz after 1/2 a 6% beer and tipsy after 1 1/2 6% beers. I'm toast at 3-4 (depend on if I've eaten). So what will my new drunk-factor be with the increased alcohol percentage?If I can find some bottled versions of the new beer this weekend, maybe I'll do an experiment... [/b][/i] After the repeal of Prohibition, Georgia state legislators in 1935 banned selling beer with more than 6 percent alcohol by volume. [b]Across metro Atlanta on Thursday, beer lovers will raise their glasses to a new law that increases the limit to 14 percent[/b. A few states still prohibit higher-alcohol beers: North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas. . |
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (3:40 am)
Why don't you come on over and find out? lol
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (4:07 am)
The only way to figure this out is to have you drink the same amount of the new beer twice. Set up a video camera in the corner.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (4:53 am)
Reply to: Saint027
For scientific observational purposes only?
Riiiiiight.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (4:56 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
I don't think it's rocket science. If the beer % is more than doubled... I'm definitely going to be toasted quickly. (Not to mention I haven't had a sip of alcohol in over a year...)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (7:34 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Of course!! I would never dream of taking advantage of a cute, drunk redhead. mwa ha ha!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (7:39 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I've heard that one before. That's why they invented mace.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (7:52 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Too many trips to the gas chamber. I'm damn near immune to the stuff. Mwa ha ha!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (7:54 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I can't say the same. I always limit myself to one drink - sipping slowly - when I'm on a date.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (7:55 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I haven't been on a date since I've been of legal age. Not sure what I'll be like. God thats sad ...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (7:58 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I've made up for it for you. ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:05 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I always say life is all about balance ...
lol I guess you're the anti-dating-me.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:05 am)
Reply to: Saint027
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
- Thomas A. Edison
(I disagree with Mr. Edison, don't you?)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:06 am)
Reply to: Saint027
We're like Yin and Yang.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:08 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Absolutely. And I'm a scotch man! ha ha ha
I wouldn't mind working if I was somewhere that challenged me. But I work with idiots and all this place does is challenge my patience.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:09 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Yeah we are. At least in that sense. Although it sounds like you might be artsy enough to balance me there too. lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:09 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Well, your patience is being challenged as well as your libido. What else would you like challenged?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:10 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I'm not really artsy. I just don't like Adam Sandler movies. I dated an artist - does that count? LOL
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:14 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
My mind. Believe it or not, I'm actually quite intelligent. (i know, smart Marine!! Run for the hills!!). I'm above all the work that I'm doing here. My education and experience are miles beyond what it takes to do this job. Plus, I learn extremely quickly. Even if there is something new, I pick it up in about 5 minutes anyways. I need something that will challenge my mind on a daily basis.
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:15 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Hmm, have to ask the judges on that one. Its still a lot more artsy than me! I do the music thing. Used to play guitar (bass, elec, 12 string acoustic, etc ..) and was a tromboner (I love that word) in junior high school.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:18 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I can't play an instrument to save my life. I don't paint, draw, act... I have had several articles and poems published but I don't consider myself an artsy person.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (8:19 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I happen to know two other jarheads and neither of them strike me as intellectually-challenged.
posted by: XAirborneRTO (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (9:57 am)
Now Diva dear...why you want to go and tell me that your a cheap drunk? That means I will try and ply you with strong drink, and hopefully seperate you from your panties, along with some Barry White music...think that would do the trick?
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (10:15 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
You're in Atlanta, right? Let me bring you out to an infantry, tank or artillery unit. You'll see some not-so-intellectual dudes out there. They almost all good guys, just dumb as a box of rocks.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (10:40 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I prefer not to expose myself to not-so-bright guys in tanks or handling artillary. (That would make me dumber than they are!)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.30.04 (10:43 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
I think you know I'm not cheap. The last guy that said that ended up buying a bottle of Cristal and I only took a sip to piss him off. (He was an ass anyway.)
Let's see, you want to get me drunk and take me shooting? You're not too bright, eh? LMAO
posted by: XAirborneRTO (reply)
post date: 07.01.04 (5:24 am)
Diva, you know us old Special Forces types...and who said anything about firearms? I said I would let you shoot my GUN....(grin).
As for hanging out with treadheads and gun bunnies....they have NO style. Stick with us high speed, low drag types. We can dazzle you with our tales of derring do, and travels to foriegn exotic lands, and the interesting unusual peoples we met.
As far as you being a cheap drunk, wrong terminology. How about "inexpensive", used to mean that it will not take mass quantities to get you plastered, zapped, bombed, wasted, under the table, or whatever terminology you feel like using to describe a advanced state of insoberity. I know your not cheap Diva dear; a woman of your grace, wit and charm would never stand for (nor should she ever be) described as cheap.
I deeply apologize for using the word cheap...(bows)...I am your humble servant, and will take whatever punishment you feel I deserve.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.01.04 (5:51 am)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
You're injured, I have sympathy on your poor tattered soul. You could have always blamed it on the pain meds or overdose of Hamburger Helper.
posted by: XAirborneRTO (reply)
post date: 07.01.04 (12:09 pm)
Well, the drugs only make me sleepy, and I will NEVER blame anything on my beloved Beef Stroganaff Hamburger Helper!! I might be tempted to blame it on how the kid cooked it though....(grin)...that boy can ruin a TV dinner....
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.01.04 (6:01 pm)
Reply to: XAirborneRTO
The meds they gave me made me totaly loopy. I guess you're just a big tough macho guy. Then again, I have no tolerance to booze. Fortunately, I have a high tolerance for pain...
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