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| This one's for Cyberpal |
| 06.24.04 (12:37 pm) [edit] |
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[i][b]Cyberpal didn't recall my reference to Mr. Trusty, so this one is reblogged just for him....[/b][/i] This is a serious subject from me from a change. It deals with paying proper respect to an unsung hero that provided significant service to myself. My vibrator died in action. Or I killed it. Or it decided to put itself out of duty. This brings up quite a quandry. Tossing the thing in the garbage just doesn't seem appropriate. First of all, that little critter served me well for a number of years. I can't even imagine the number of "pleasurable moments" Mr. Trusty (my nickname for him) provided. And considering how my garbagemen are, they'd prolly let if "fall out of the trashcan" and leave it laying in the street in front of my home. Other options: burial. I could wrap it in a pair of silk panties and dig a hole in the back yard and have a small tribute ceremony. I could say a few words about him, the times we shared, the boyfriend that thought I was a totally "kinky sexual deviant" for having Mr. Trusty in my life. I'm sure the Blue Angels aren't available for a fly over - but maybe I could plan to do the service when the local traffic heliocopters are flying over. I'm still pondering what sort of music I could play that would be good. Perhaps PowerStations "Bang a (D)ong, Get it on"? My concern is that a neighbor's dog would dig it up and think it's a "bone" (although a latex boner isn't far from accurate). I could create a little raft and put it out to sea and set it aflame. But what if a dolphin eats it and chokes? I'd hate to have the guilt of Mr. Trusty killing Flipper.... Mr. Trusty, RIP - I'll have to find a replacement (which is a WHOLE 'nother blog), but no one will be as fondly remembered as your buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (9:47 am)
Hahaha! you silly diva! How come I didn't read this before, or did I? The neighbours dog digging it up was the least of your worries, what if the neighbour himself decide to investigate what you were burying??
Imagine the shock, horror,??
Thx for that Scubs..ROTFLMFAO! LOL! :D
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (9:52 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
Now you know about Mr. Trusty ;) May he RIP. I should come up with a memorial for him. We could have a design contest...
posted by: cogito (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (10:38 am)
Could I through meditation enable my penis to vibrate? How else can I compete with The Penis Revolution (the industrialization of pleasure)?
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (10:52 am)
LOL How could ANYone forget about Mr. Trusty?
posted by: RedneckOtaku (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (12:37 pm)
Just be glad he went out the way he did instead of with a bang. Exploding batteries would not be fun.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (1:15 pm)
Reply to: cogito
Why do you think they REALLY invented the 'vibrate' mode on cell phones and pagers? LMAO
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (1:16 pm)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Apparently Cyberpal did...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (1:17 pm)
Reply to: RedneckOtaku
Well, actually, he did go out with a bang. (Mine) LMAO
posted by: LastPoeticKiss (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (1:20 pm)
i think i remember when Krazeds' went out of business too...damn we all get attatched to those things huh! haha.
posted by: seagrass (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (1:52 pm)
as the old geezer here...I have to be worried about my ticker when I read your stuff!!
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (5:08 pm)
I am still laffin from the 1st time you posted this!!
posted by: soontobev (reply)
post date: 06.24.04 (6:08 pm)
For a future toy, I recommend getting an S-shaped wand of glass or acrylic. I've never had more fun and it's such a simple toy. Amazing for Gspot play. :)
PS: My first vibrator died a while ago...I haven't been able to bring myself to get rid of it yet.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (4:44 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
What to design another one??
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (6:08 am)
Reply to: soontobev
I'm not the only one to mourn... LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (8:08 am)
Reply to: soontobev
Call me silly but I just won't be using a sex toy made out of glass. That's just asking for trouble. ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (9:24 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I've glass is the way to go. Haven't found an experimental partner yet. I'll let you know if I do. On second thought, maybe I won't let you know in case you have to read it at the library. HA HA HA
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (9:52 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I am so not going to comment. ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (9:57 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
You're no fun ...
JK :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (11:15 am)
Reply to: Saint027
I'll tell ya what - we'll stick a glass object up your orifice a couple of times and you can get back with me on it. How's that? :P
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (11:17 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
*runs*
posted by: soontobev (reply)
post date: 06.25.04 (3:36 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Well...then just consider the acrylic. There's really nothing like it. ;)
Good luck in all your sex toy ventures.
posted by: iSpork (reply)
post date: 06.28.04 (7:59 pm)
build a shrine to it. pray. heh heh ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (3:40 am)
Reply to: iSpork
Good suggestion. But how would I explain it to others?
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