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| My Bush |
| 06.23.04 (8:24 am) [edit] |
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[b][i]This is another "best of" since I never know how long the computer will stay up. This one seems to bring out the pervs in you. Enjoy. ;)[/i][/b] I woke up this morning and decided I absolutely HAD to trim my bush today. It has been neglected for waaaay to long and quite honestly, it's rather embarrassing. I probably should have let a professional do it, but I have this thing about strangers and my bush - I wanted it done MY way. Ya know? Anyway, got out all the tools and even donned my purple leather gloves. Sat down and started whacking. I must have looked like Edward Scissorhands, chopping like a madman. Then I took a step back to admire my work - omg - it looked horrible - uneven -scraggily even - it's going to take ages to grow out. And then what do I see? A snake slither out from under the bush. OMG I screamed - I'm sure the neighbors thought "what the hell is she up to now!" You do realize I'm talking about a boxwood bush in the front of my house you perv, don't you? So I decide to really get into things - so I sit down on the ground, I'm chopping away - then i see an ant on my leg - and look down and realize I'm pretty much covered in them! OMG I'm sitting on an ant nest! I jump up and almost tear off my clothes right there in the front yard - instead I grab the hose and douse myself (white shirt and all) in water. At that point, be dammed, my bush will have to suffer for a few more years before I do that again. |
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (5:40 am)
lol.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (5:43 am)
This I have read once before..... I can remember it!! ;)
posted by: Abooone (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (5:52 am)
This is hilarious... give wrong ideas...
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (6:51 am)
this is cool i feel like i am watching all the classics on nick at nite!
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (8:28 am)
:D
posted by: Atomsk (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (1:30 pm)
I remeber this story it was a great one always made me laugh.
posted by: zoo007 (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (2:24 pm)
I fainted before the end...lol
posted by: Quehanna (reply)
post date: 06.26.04 (1:06 pm)
he..sounds like you've had a few problems..just..um get a proffesional to kinda fix the bush..I dunno.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.26.04 (1:18 pm)
Reply to: Quehanna
Actually, I'm digging up the bush this week... Putting in monkey grass. Can't wait until I blog about that eh? LOL
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