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Gorilla Porn
06.22.04 (8:12 am)   [edit]
NEW ORLEANS (AP) - A gorilla sex video is getting regular play here. It's not the sort found easily on the Internet, but officials at the Audubon Zoo are hoping it'll inspire one of their gorillas into action.

The hope was that he would impregnate one or all of the Audubon Zoo's three female lowland gorillas - Binti and Fanya, both 28, and Binti's 8-year-old daughter, Praline.

Maloney got a tape of copulating gorillas from a camera used to monitor another zoo's gorilla area. It's played in the indoor cage where Casey spends his nights.

[b]"He doesn't seem that interested at this point, but he likes watching television so he does watch it," Maloney said. "Hopefully, he'll get some inspiration." [/b]
 


posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:21 am)

Did you not realize that EXTREMELY hairy man was not human?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:22 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Or maybe you seduced him by dangling bananas in front of him?



posted by: PresentMoment (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:28 am)

That gorrila lives around where i live. He's a minnesotan gorrilla. He got out before :-/. Too bad he's too shy.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:29 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
You think camo and boots would turn him on? I hope not.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:30 am)

Reply to: PresentMoment
Well, go over there and do something to turn the poor fella on.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:31 am)

I wonder if the gorilla porn has that boomchickaboomboom porn music like the old porn flicks did. (Do they still?)



posted by: PresentMoment (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:42 am)

I'm not about to attempt to turn on a non human, let alone a same sex one. Eek. There was an article in the paper about him. I was kinda wondering what those gorilla porn movies consisted of. I guess it's just gorilla's 'copulating'. Maybe casey will learn some new positions.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (5:58 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
I wonder if it would work on Gorillas...? Interesting idea...



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (6:00 am)

Reply to: PresentMoment
Maybe if the gorilla porn doesn't work, they can slip in a human porn with a very hairy guy and that would do the trick?



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (6:09 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Why not?? They say they are our closest animal species... an erection-helping drug shd work just as well methinks!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (6:11 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
Well, just bring over some of your supply and feed it to the fella.

Does it make you horny or just give you an errection? What if he's just a gay gorilla? Would he still do the females just for the hell of it?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (8:12 am)

Reply to: Saint027
Just don't mess up your hair or scuff your boots




posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (8:20 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Too late. Dinged my boots but good this morning. I need to buy the new ones that you don't have to shine.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (8:40 am)

Reply to: Saint027
"I need to buy the new ones that you don't have to shine."


I ain't gonna shine your boots no matter how cute your ass is stud.



posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (9:06 am)

Southern beastiality



posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (9:31 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
ROTFFL!! You kill me! Don't make me laugh like this, I'm trying to work!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (10:04 am)

Reply to: Saint027
I'm so glad my tax dollars are going to such good use. What's your boss' name? ;)



posted by: mnash (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (10:45 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
I think in the movie The Man With One Red Shoe starring Tom Hanks and James Belushi they did slip in a man wearing a gorilla outfit into the cage of a real gorilla and the man wearing the suit got BIG EYES as if being penetrated.



posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:40 pm)

Oh my GOD! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! :-)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (2:47 am)

Reply to: SheSpecies
You need to get out more then. LOL



posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (11:38 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Hahaha You have no idea how true that is!

I decided to take a date for tomorrow evening! LOL About time, right??

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