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My boobs and my neighbor
06.22.04 (7:11 am)   [edit]
[b][i]Here's another oldie but goodie. I'll post something new and interesting this afternoon when I'm at the library.[/i][/b]

This is why I never venture outside during daylight around my house anymore. (Well, not often)

The house next-door to mine was up for sale last spring/summer. (Apparently the real estate agent didn't use me as a bonus when showing the house! LMAO!) Eventually it closed in July-ish. I never saw anyone around - there was never any trash out for pick-up and I never saw any lights on...

One Saturday morning, I decided to do some cleaning in the garage. Threw on some shorts and tank-top that has one of those "built in bras" - but the whole thing was too big. I didn't care - it was hot outside and I was going to be getting grungy...

I have the radio going, in my cleaning "zone", bent over to pick up a box when I hear "Hello, I'm your new neighbor and I wanted to introduce myself."

I look down and realize that he has full view of my nips at the moment. Mortification would be an understatement. We had a brief conversation but I cannot tell you what was discussed, what his name is, what he looks like, NOTHING! The entire time I was thinking - "OMG this guy just saw my nips."

Now don't get me wrong - I love my perky boobies (thanks to Dr. Jones!), but I just prefer to be more selective about who views them, under what conditions, and for how long. (And usually they've shelled out for a few meals and flowers by then too!)

After that, on weekends during the summer, I'd be sitting outside on my porch reading - and he'd be standing on his porch (which is at a much higher elevation than mine), smoking a ciggy, staring at me.
So then, I am not only mortified, but creeped out.

Fortunately, the dude travels a lot and I don't have to be outside much. And when I do, I wear a turtleneck. I don't care if it's 100 degrees outside in July - these girls are staying covered...
 


posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:34 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Attack of the popping boobies!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:38 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
So you can get a boob job AND a nose job at the same time eh?



posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:39 am)

I love women talking about showing nips and flopping boobies. lmao!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:42 am)

Reply to: Saint027
For the record, my boobs DO NOT flop. They are perky. Maybe a little bit bouncy but never floppy.



posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:44 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
*drools*

Nothing wrong with perky bouncy boobs either.

*drools again*

Absolutely nothing! lol



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:46 am)

Reply to: Saint027
I knew that'd get you. You're going to have to wait on the pics posted of my toes until my computer thing gets fixed. I have taken a number of shots JUST for you.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:56 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Do they flop in the wind or just when you run?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:58 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
So, by the time you're, say, 70, they will be mosquito bites?



posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (6:04 am)

Hahaha. Now *that* is a good story ;)



posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (4:38 pm)

LMAO



posted by: seagrass (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (4:18 am)

that's it, I feel like I'm in some inner sanctum when I visit Krazedone...and now I feel like a cyber-voyeur on Scuba's place. And for the record, they're called puppy tails in coded male talk...Oh glorious summer!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.23.04 (5:10 am)

Reply to: seagrass
Who needs a webcam when you have me? LOL

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