I'm going to get a wee bit bitchy here.. (Consider yourself warned.)

I used to be a DJ on the radio for a station, which, is housed directly above my current office. I also used to coordinate artist riders for a major concert venue in town. Translation: I've had my share of interaction with lots of musicians. Not usually impressed.

One of my coworkers went on and on last week about how she's so excited about Maroon 5 coming to the station for an interview. She went on (and on and on and on) about how she's their biggest fan. She flirted her way into getting in for the interview. Snaps to her for that.

But she just said "I hope they play that song. It's my favorite!"

What song?

She didn't know the name of it but it involved "Drops of Jupiter". (That's Train dipshit!)
I had flashbacks to Lollapalooza 94 when the Red Hot Chili Peppers played. This girl pushed in front of me trying to get backstage, insisting she was their 'biggest fan' and that she had 'both' their albums.

I laughed.