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| Diva on Warpath |
| 07.28.07 (8:14 am) [edit] |
| Remember a few weeks ago when a (nameless) neighbor left a note on my garage door advising me to mow my yard and other things. My yard needed a mow, but it wasn't at the point it was out of control. I ignored the note. The next day, there was another one, but it 'disappeared' before I actually retrieved it. Yesterday, I was having a 'catch up day' working from home. Around 2pm, I'm on the phone and someone rings the doorbell. And then knocks. (I have a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on my door.) THEN, they start rattling my front door. I whisper to the person I'm on the phone with that I have to go - I'm ready to call 911. I don't have a clear view of the front to see who it is. I see that there is actually a note thru the door/jamb. It's in the same handwriting as the other note that looks like a 3rd grader (and the spelling/grammar is just as adept). This one goes above and beyond... We've had rain here daily for the past 10 days - means the grass has grown some and I haven't had an oppty to mow. The yard could use a mow. The note said I "had" to mow my yard. I "HAD" to keep on more lights inside my house at night. And I "HAD" to put furniture in my front rooms. Hold up. What the FUCK are they doing looking INTO my windows. And who the hell's business is it HOW I choose to furnish or not furnish my home? If I knew ANY way to get some S&M furniture - I swear I would fill up the front rooms with it. Seriously. I replied back in red ink "Dear Nobody. Stay off my property. You are TRESPASSING. And FUCK OFF." I had a friend that was going to come over and mow for me today. But after those notes, I'm purposely NOT going to mow this weekend. I'm pissed. I'm heading to the hardware store and putting up "NO TRESPASSING" signs. That will piss them off more. Good. |
posted by: mitchdolittle (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (6:30 am)
Yikes, that would enrage me. However be careful this person sounds a tad unhinged......want any leather with our S&M furniture LOL.
peace
Mitch
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (8:51 am)
That is just outrageous, do you have any idea who it is? If you do you need to call the police and report harrasment, save the note and show it to them, as mitch said he sounds like a nut.
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (9:13 am)
Lights, and furniture in front rooms? I guess this person is concerned about vandals. Grass? I wouldn't bother with the signs and the notes. Find out who it is. If this person is bold enough to bang upon your door, then soon he/she will introduce self. Then, use your flair with language to give an appropriate response. Then, restraining orders, signs, etc. are in order. Perhaps an anonymous brick through his window? Just kidding.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (4:23 pm)
Reply to: mitchdolittle
A really 'squeaky-clean' friend - offered to mow my yard in a speedo or jock strap and a hood or perhaps a ball gag.
I was pretty surprised. It was a visual I'm going to have nightmares about.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (4:26 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
The person that left the note has repeatedly misspelled my name. How they got my name HAD to be via one of the board members on the Home Owners Association.
So I called one of the board members letting her know that I had been in an accident and had every intention of mowing as soon as it stopped raining. (It rained again today.) I also shared with her about getting some intrusive notes from neighbors - that I had contacted the police to advise them of the nuisance and trespassing and I was armed if anyone made contact with my front door again.
I figure that would get passed along the grapevine. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (4:28 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
No clue who it is. They write like a 4th grader, can't spell anonymous (or my name) and the note at the bottom (I'm not kidding) had a spot for me to check a response and put my name.
I'm not going to camp out to watch - and even if I saw who did it - I have no clue who they are. I don't know anyone in my neighborhood.
posted by: intricategirl (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (5:25 pm)
I think you should call the police next time. After all, if you have do-not-disturb signs, and they are opening your door, then you have every reason to believe that they are trying to break in. And if you've had an accident, how are you supposed to defend yourself. Furthermore, this busy-body that thinks they are being so bloody helpful will have to explain to the neighborhood why the police wanted a word with them on your front lawn. The next time they come over, 9-1-1. ;)
And yeah, I'll admit to my deviant nature. I had to know where a discussion about S&M furniture on the Tblurts could possibly lead. LOL!
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 07.28.07 (7:30 pm)
Lol Scuba, this person is both stupid and sick, thank you very much for reporting this to the home owners assoc. now the word will get around. Be careful, they might be watching.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.29.07 (2:57 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
Word is going to get around that I'm crazy AND armed. It will be interesting to see how many kids come to my house at Halloween this year.
LMAO!
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.29.07 (3:01 pm)
Reply to: intricategirl
The police takes hours to answer calls. (Remember, this is the police dept that turned me away from the precinct when I wanted to file a rape report...)
We're having a neighborhood 'yard day' next weekend. Will be interesting to see if they decide to help out and do mine. I told the HOwner Assoc Board member that I am having surgery (another epidural) next Friday and will be unable to participate. If it's about 'community' (laughing hysterically) they should be neighbors and lend a hand.
Gotta go - I hurt from laughing so hard.
posted by: intricategirl (reply)
post date: 07.30.07 (7:33 am)
Geez! That's pretty bad!
I hate homeowners associations with a passion. Good luck with your surgery.
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