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| Well-Lubricated |
| 04.23.07 (6:46 pm) [edit] |
| I had a date Saturday night that was, well, a dud. We'll call him Mr. NASCAR. ALL he talked about was NASCAR. He actually travels around to follow the races. Seriously. I personally don't share his passion for cars driving around in circles. When I said that, he looked at me like I said I like to kill puppies and sacrifice them for Hillary. Still, he kept going around and around about NASCAR. My attention was diverted. You see, just behind him, there was a love seat couch. And a couple on it making out. It was scorchingly hot. Perhaps its been too long since I've had a truly quality make-out session. You know that type of kissing that leaves your toes curled and every cell in your body tingling? I wished it was me with that guy playing tonsil hockey. Mr. NASCAR asked me if I wanted another drink (Pellegrino with lime).I passed, feigned I was tired from my work trip. In reality, I needed to head home to take a cold shower. So Sunday night, I volunteered for a special event at the fish tank. It was a kick-off party for an IT convention in town. 5000 folks. Open Bar. Now when I work these events, I get asked out from time to time. Maybe one out of every 3 or 4 events. Last night, I'm not sure if they had liquid Viagra in the drinks, or the moons were aligned or what. I was asked out by three incredibly hot guys in the course of about an hour. One guy was from Argentina and didn't exactly have a strong mastery of the English language but he had utterly dreamy dark eyes and totally smoochable lips. Another one was from Chicago and quite the hunk. The third was from Newport Beach, Cali and was just too cute (plus he dives). We talked for a good 20 minutes while I ignored other guests. (Bad volunteer, bad!) However, I declined all three. (Despite the previous night's impact on my libido!) All three were well-lubricated and probably just looking for a boink while in town. I still can't get the Argentinian's lips out of my mind. (I could try to track him down at the convention, couldn't I?) On the otherhand, I am meeting a guy this weekend that is coming into town from St. Croix. We have been emailing back and forth from a dive board for months. I will give him a tour of the fish tank and I could potentially have a place to go hang out in St. Croix. (Not my fave territory, I prefer St. John's.) |
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 04.23.07 (7:28 pm)
I swear to God, being familiar with your 'eye catching' titles I knew 'well lubricated' had NOTHING to do with sex, but I DID think it could be Nascar even before I got here. heh. Go figure.
Just the guys preoccupation with Nascar would be enough to turn me off. Sorry Nascar fans.
p.s. I think you should have atleast had a drink with Mr. DelishLips ;)
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 04.23.07 (10:35 pm)
Well at least you had an interesting time at the fish tank. Mr Nascar was a resl dud. Good luck with St.Croix.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.07 (7:02 am)
Reply to: FinalyFree
Guys that are into hunting, dirt-biking, bass fishing and NASCAR are pretty much sure-bets for being a recipe for disaster.
I can't drink b/c of the anti-inflammatory I'm on. And after the previous night of watching the smooching, it would have been too frustrating to be that close. My panties would have been well-lubricated! LMAO
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.07 (7:03 am)
Reply to: LadyG
He's a hottie and a sweetie. We'll see what evolves. I'm majorly crushing on someone else at the moment. I'm just interested in making sure I have a place to stay in St. Croix...
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 04.24.07 (8:02 am)
Reply to: scubadiva
"Guys that are into hunting, dirt-biking, bass fishing and NASCAR"...OK you do realize we're in the South, right? LOL Even my transplanted husband is a hunter...I suppose one out of the four isn't so bad. Heh!
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.24.07 (10:46 am)
Reply to: FinalyFree
Yes, but I live ITP in Atlanta. Translation: we're city folk.
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