Fish tank last night. Very large company party there last night.
I park in an adjacent neighborhood and walk a couple of blocks to the fish tank instead of paying for parking. I got complimented by four homeless men on the way for my skirt. And they didn't follow it up by asking for food/money - so we know it was sincere. LOL
I was standing at the big window, pointing out various interesting critters and answering questions. Wearing my official fish tank button-down shirt, name tag, ID badge. Everyone else is in tuxedos, sequins, etc. I'm talking to one gentleman for quite some time. His (drunk) friend whispers (loudly) "Dude, who is this know-it-all chick?" He replies, "Dude, she WORKS here."
Duh.
Then there was the guy that insisted that the Sawfish was actually a swordfish. (Mid-50's, ego as big as the fish tank itself.) I kept trying to politely point out the differences between the two - a sawfish looks like a shark except it is actually a ray - it's more of a bottom dweller. (Google them to see differences in the two) He kept insisting. I just finally shrugged and walked away. Then he started telling people that our whale sharks are whales. (They are sharks.) I wanted to gag him, but considering the company probably dropped well over 100k on the party, I figured I'd just smile and hope that no one bothered to tell him his fly was undone all night.