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| Let's Get It On! |
| 10.07.06 (8:38 am) [edit] |
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Everyone seems to be getting some except me. RosieTulips. Even the Penguins and Sea Otters. Last night I did a special event at the fish tank. After hours. Liquid 'libations' were a-flowing for the guests. Full moon. The male sea lions were making these howling noises unlike anything I had heard before. (They were separated from the girls.) Then I saw penguin sex. Funny as hell. It was over before it started. One of our Beluga Whales 'presented himself'. (Ahem) Let's just say "VERY impressive". Then I watched the two Sea Otters get it on. There was a crowd of attorneys and judges watching, asking questions. The male Sea Otter, aka "Oz", started off with some self-pleasure. He was gentlemanly enough to turn his back and face the corner. As none of the docents at the fish tank have ever witnessed them 'do the deed' and we are encouraged to be as delicate as possible, it was amusing to try to offer commentary without sounding like Otter Porn. I felt like we should have lowered the lights for them and given them some privacy. At least someone got laid last night. |
posted by: SupremeAnna (reply)
post date: 10.07.06 (7:03 am)
Otter porn? Oh my God, I just had to take a breather there before I could continue typing. This is one hilarious post; and like all good comedy, it's a bit dark. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not getting any either. And I mean, I am DRY. :) Don't worry, the dry spell ends sooner or later.
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 10.07.06 (8:35 pm)
I think I love penguins even more now!
posted by: Misguided (reply)
post date: 10.08.06 (7:54 pm)
haha...well i feel for my man i take 2 pills and i am out for the count...so not everyone is enjoying the deed lol..just has me laughing cause we adopted 2 puppies and when we where there getting them dogs where having there fun and its hard 2 make your kids not look...then the questions start lol...lets just say it was a long day lol.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 10.09.06 (5:09 am)
There are a few things in life that really get me "charged up" (if you know what I mean...) but I'm quite sure that otter, penguin and even beluga "play" are not in that group.
Well, maybe otter play. The belugas make me feel inadequate.
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 10.10.06 (8:21 am)
Pics???? I could use some action. It's been too long!!
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