I've written about my quest for some khaki skirts to wear while working at the aquarium. I hit Parisian's (sort of like a Macy's) the other day after a shift to see if they had any skirts. Found a couple to try on. I was wearing my Aquarium vest (instead of the regular shirt that would go with the skirt) so I grabbed a tshirt to wear with the skirts I was trying on.

First skirt, too short.
Second skirt, too big.

Getting my pants back on, I bend over to adjust the bandaids on my toes (blisters) and stand up to whack the hell out of my head. There was a wood 'shelf' right there to sit your purse on. I was dizzy I hit it so hard. Put my vest back on and shoes on and wobbled out of there.

Came home, took off my pants, vest and realized that I still had the tshirt on! I'm a accidental shoplifter! (Shirt value was 80% off of $15.00 so it wasn't a major theft) Ironically, I had a rather 'stimulating' dream about being arrested by Officer Hot Stud - kinda makes me want to get frisked. (And don't bother asking about it because I AIN'T telling!)

Off to the aquarium. I have a feeling I'm going to be asked a lot of questions about sting rays today...