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Crotch Issues
08.09.06 (8:09 am)   [edit]
Oh happy day. Cynthia McKinney's been booted out of Congress again. Cannot tell you how f'ing giddy I am with that. Her concession speech was a train-wreck. Local TV carried it live - she stood on the podium for more than 15 mins waiting for someone to cue up Pink's song "Mr. President" and then she proceeded to sing along. And she's claiming that there was electronic voting machine fraud and that's why she lost (with 41% of the votes). Rather ironic that she had issues with the voting machines any time the election results didn't favor her, but no problems when she won the election in 2004...

Gym last night. Guy ends up getting on the elliptical next to me. Didn't have to choose one by anyone as most were free. Didn't really give it much thought as I was engrossed in channel-flipping between watching Bravo's "Workout" and local channels for the election results. Every time a woman would walk into the cardio area, his head was turned. He almost fell off the ellip a few times and I imagine he has whiplash from the glances. I found it sort of amusing. I guess he was looking for someone. But what was distracting was that he kept having 'issues' down there. Kept 'adjusting' himself or something. Quite frequently. He was actually sorta cute but the whole whiplash and crotch issues sort of dissuaded me from striking up a convo.
 


posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (3:42 am)

Reply to: LadyG
Maybe he had heat rash. Or maybe he was so endowed that it was causing problems?



posted by: Lynne (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (3:46 am)

I thought of you when I heard of McKinney's defeat on the radio this morning. I knew you would be happy. :)

I have to admit that I have often wished she wasnt so wacko because I think there needs to be more women in politics. But there you go.



posted by: ggirl (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (3:48 am)

Yes, I thought of you, too, knowing you'd be thrilled. She kind of seemed a little demented during the whole assault episode. It was the look in her eyes or something. Anyway, congrats.



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (3:57 am)

Reply to: Lynne
The guy that beat her is running against a black Republican woman (talk about a minority!). She's run three times for the position. There's not much support from the GOP for this district b/c it's such a Democratic stronghold. Don't know much about her. Ironically, the guy that beat Cynthia ran on a platform of just replacing Cynthia - no real mention of the issues or initiatives he has in store. We'll have to wait and see...



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (3:59 am)

Reply to: ggirl
"a little demented" LOL
That's the understatement of the year.

She's claiming there was a conspiracy with the electronic voting machines and that's why she lost. More people in this district voted in the run-off than did in the primary. I think that says a lot. She's divisive, embarrassing, ineffective and delusional.



posted by: Lynne (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (4:10 am)

I wonder if that Republican women is a moderate Republican? Because if she is, she really might have a chance and while I am no Republican, I celebrate every time another woman gets into congress.

It is always hard for me too because I always try to vote based on issues rather than a persons gender or race. But I also really want to see more women and more women of color in positions of power so I know I have a bias in that direction.




posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 08.09.06 (6:20 pm)

Oh gawd, that whole crotch adjusting thing makes me nutso! I have 3 men in the house and it's always a crotch-a-rama. I've told my husband that it's embarassing to be in public when they do it, and they ALL do--every man does it. Don't even get me started--and ya I know things get sweaty and need to be shifted, but I've got a little advice for you guys--BE DISCREET! sheesh.



posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 08.10.06 (1:52 am)

Reply to: FinalyFree It's an art form and I find it very narrow-minded of you not to recognize it as such. I entered the "relieving one's self of the twisted briefs" event a few years ago, but I lost when I thought subtlety was worth more points than it seemed to be. Still, I got the bronze... (a shame when you consider that I was digging for gold.)




posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.10.06 (1:55 am)

Reply to: surrogate
I'm truly traumatized by your posting. I'm a firm believer that some things are better left unsaid and situations like this dude had necessitated some discretion. If I had some raging issues 'down there' and kept fiddling around in public, people would have been aghast. So why is it acceptable for a guy to do it?



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.10.06 (1:56 am)

Reply to: FinalyFree
I would not permit it to be done in my presence. If it necessitated me getting an electric cow prod and 'reminding' them of the courtesy each time they got near their equipment in my presence.



posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 08.10.06 (1:59 am)

Reply to: scubadiva Sounds like. Um... I was kidding, but I'm pretty sure you knew that... You goof! The guy needs some tolfanate or worse, maybe some "scabies-away."




posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 08.10.06 (12:59 pm)

Reply to: surrogate & scuba
You two are hysterical! First scuba, well I DO say something when we're in public, actually my husband is very discreet. My teenaged boys on the other hand are not. I once asked my husband how he'd feel if while standing in line at the grocery I just begin to 'rearrange' things down 'there'...I'm pretty sure he had a wisecrack to make but he got the hint.

And surrogate...I'm thinking a personal trainer might be the answer to claiming the gold! heh


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