Gym yesterday. Two people I saw totally cracked me up:

Subject A:
Female wearing shorts and a white sport bra. You know there are sport bras that can double as a top and offer adequate support. This was not one of them. As I see the woman approaching, rolls of fat hanging over her shorts. And the boobs - sagging. And as she gets closer, you can see her nips - quite clearly - through the bra. It was way too sheer. And that was before she started working up a sweat. She was a couple of ellipticals down from me, and I thought she was going to end up with black eyes from all the bouncing. It wasn't pretty.

Subject B:
You know those guys that look like bean poles? Really really skinny? Wasn't extremely tall, but if he turned sideways, he'd disappear, except his calves. They looked like two huge tumors on his legs. Freakishly large. And he, surprisingly, he was working on his calves on one of the circuit machines.

Then, more gross-out in the sauna. A woman had been in there when I got in, left a huge sweat spot on the wood. (It happens) Another woman comes in and sits right on that spot. Nekkid. There was plenty of other space to sit in a non-wet with sweat area. After a couple of mins, she gets up and starts drying off - and bends over to dry her feet/legs - with her arse facing me - let's just say that it was something I'd expect of a porn star - although she was not exactly porn-star material. It was most unpleasant. And it's burnt into my mind. So I thought I'd torture you as well.